Pussy odour
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I've never had any pussy-smell problems when I took a BATH with the girl BEFORE sex. Or GIRLS before sex.
Gyaos Baltar.
It has been well said that you really can't say you've kissed a lady's pussy unless your eyebrows are wet.
I've found that eyebrow-wetting moisture is universally pleasant - exciting, actually. What is sometimes a problem is the odour just before making the first contact. But, I have found, that that only lasts for a moment. As soon as the real juices start to flow, any momentary distaste is soon forgotten.
Remember the golden rule of pussy-kissing: the wetter, the better.
I've found that eyebrow-wetting moisture is universally pleasant - exciting, actually. What is sometimes a problem is the odour just before making the first contact. But, I have found, that that only lasts for a moment. As soon as the real juices start to flow, any momentary distaste is soon forgotten.
Remember the golden rule of pussy-kissing: the wetter, the better.
A furry kitty holds more smell. Just like a furry crotch holds more smell. (I believe in equality, I like his and her trimmed.) If that smell ever resembles "a combination of burning garbage, stinky cheese and dead fish" then there is another issue. Really. A woman, even 'au natural' or a man 'au natural' shouldn't be pungent in the general case. They should be yummy, well the women anyway.here, here
I prefer to call that pussy "abalone"....as long as it's rinsed, clean shaven and doesn't smell like I came back from fish market.
And make no mistake I walk the talk by making sure the Jr is and definitely look in good condition before demanding/expecting the Ladies to "man" up.
Nothing worse than bushy, smelly down there like a combination of burning garbage, stinky cheese and dead fish and she said I shouldn't complain if I love her
Seriously (for men and women):
1. Consider a modest trim and wearing looser under thingies and non-synthetic under thingies. If your SO doesn't like this buy her some loose cotton PJs and keep telling her how cute you thinks she is in them.
2. Wash daily with with a mild unscented non-abrasive soap / bodywash and warm running water. You can buy fancy stuff, but usually if it has little smell and doesn't have gritty bits you'll be fine. Don't scrub yourself or her like the dishes and pat dry if you can. If you do the shopping you might be able to swing a product change. (Edit: A bit of baby powder when dry can do wonders in the warm season in particular.)
3. Cranberry juice. A glass a day for him and her. Packed with anti-oxidants and more importantly good for your urinary tract. Serve it to her with breakfast.
4. Yougurt or acidopholous pills and / or some source of what are often referred to as probiotics. While some of these 'good bugs' will be targeted at her she bits, other tend to help digestion in general. If you're a guy don't go on acidopholous pills but a yogurt product with a generic pro biotic mix won't hurt you. If you mix it with a high fibre cereal and fresh fruit yogurt actually becomes tolerable and the fibre and fruit won't hurt you either.
If this doesn't help in a couple of months you should both go on a run of yeast infection cream (particularly if you're uncircumcised). Yes, you as well.** After that you should keep doing the above anyway. If you do the above 4 things, which aren't too hard to do, there really shouldn't be a smell issue without some other intervening factor. Edit: Even if you can't do all of these things all of the time doing most of these things some of the time will probably get you about the same results.
** If you're a guy and go on yeast infection cream make sure you get the head, particularly under any skin flaps, down the shaft, particularly at the fold where your ball sack is, you balls, particularly where the balls meet the body, then back to and in the ass crack but not in the actual anus. Be prepared to have crusty undies. Do is for as many days as it says on the box. Usually if you're a couple it often doesn't make sense for just one of you to do it, as yeast can live even on trimmed and circumcised men. Plus it will kill any other 'funk' living on you. The plus side is that a man uses much less yeast infection cream than a women, so if she's a little frugal you might (just might) be able to share.
