Proper etiquette on showering...

[KnockeRocker]

Going to keep this brief, I personally prefer to shower before heading out to see an escort only because I can take my time and be fully groomed. When seeing the girls they expect you to shower and I comply but I regret it because it removed the cologne and it's a time waster because I'm already showered. But are we doing it to make them feel better? I've told a couple of them that I literally showered before coming and they insisted on me showering again.

Just wanted to confirm what is proper etiquette with regards to showering when you've pre-showered already.

 

[farquhar]

I've told a couple of them that I literally showered before coming and they insisted on me showering again.

How does she know that? She doesn't. That's why she tells you to shower again.

Some girls are cool if you tell them you are already clean - many aren't.

Unless I know the girl doesn't have a scent allergy, I would skip the cologne as well.

Yeah, it takes 5 minutes to step in the shower and quickly rinse my armpits, chest, and crotch, and dry myself which subtracts from the time that I booked. But it is what it is.

 

[Sonic Temple]

Yes - we are doing it to make them feel comfortable. I, like yourself always shower before I leave, and also shower again when I get there. I also travel with a backpack with my own towel and toiletries, which include, my choice of cologne, body wash and mouthwash and moisturizer (want my skin to feel soft - you feel me ) and always come out feeling fresh and naked - hygiene is highest importance and we do it for them and us.

 

[LTO_3]

Even though you've showered follow the lead of what the SP wants. If that means showering again then do so quickly. A lot of times - have heard this from SPs - that guys have said they just showered but hadn't or it was a few hours ago. This allows the SP to know that you're freshly showered and all scents (cologne) are removed, just like most guys don't want lingering perfume scents on them.

LTO_3

 

[kherg007]

Yes it does bother the ladies immensely when the blokes put up a stink about showering (lol).
Even if you did take one before you left home, as noted by Farquhar, she doesn't know that. And also agree the cologne is too much she doesnt want to smell like it and might have an allergy or sensitivity. And it isn't going to make certain parts any better.
We have to remember these ladies don't know us from jack shit. You may know you're a decent, clean bloke but she doesn't. She wants you 100% clean everywhere, and that gives her confidence. And no fake showers too as some blokes act like 12 year olds and run the water and pretend to shower. Every lady has a story like that.
Failing to have a shower or debating it sends up red flags about that client to the lady. The more wary she is of you, the less fun she'll be.
It takes no more than 5 mins to soap up your entire body, give a scrub, and rinse it off. I give the naughty bits a second pass too. No need to wash the hair. Then dry yourself off, pop out wearing a towel and get on the job.
I stayed an 8 min walk from my fave agency condo and would shower in my hotel, walk over, and shower again.
Remember, the cleaner and more polite/respectful you are, the more relaxed she'll be and then she will be better for you!

 

[Cbr20152012]

Truism of life, a freshly washed dick gets sucked better and longer.

Agree with the SP comfort comments above. Just makes sense.

I imagine if you have a very regular SP, they will get it and understand and all will be fine…but even still, id trade a 5 minute second shower for a better bj, getting my balls sucked properly and a better likelihood of having a tongue in my hairy ass.

 

[Jubee]

Just shower.

 

[The Oracle]

You're taking 2 showers...That's just the way it goes. The girl that doesn't ask you to shower is the one to worry about.

Oh and skip the cologne...Nobody wants to smell the cologne from the last appointment .

 

[xmontrealer]

I don't get why some guys try to not shower. Some ladies have told me that from some guys' hygiene it's obvious they didn't, even though they heard the shower running.

When they go with the guy to make sure he really does shower they see that the towel he allegedly used the first time is bone dry.

Are these guys afraid that a little soap and water will make their peepees shrink and get even smaller?

 

[Tinmachine]

Going to keep this brief, I personally prefer to shower before heading out to see an escort only because I can take my time and be fully groomed. When seeing the girls they expect you to shower and I comply but I regret it because it removed the cologne and it's a time waster because I'm already showered. But are we doing it to make them feel better? I've told a couple of them that I literally showered before coming and they insisted on me showering again.

Just wanted to confirm what is proper etiquette with regards to showering when you've pre-showered already.

I always freshly shower and make sure everything is clean bf I leave for the appointment. Then if they ask me to shower again when I arrive I courteously jump in for 5 minutes - no biggie

 

[SchlongConery]

One fart into the seat cushion on the drive over or some normal summer ballsack sweat between your thighs could make the difference between a 69 rimjob with a forked tongue devil and her sucking both balls into your mouth or a cbj!

Girls have said on multiple occasions in person, online and on this forum that many guys simply don't wash their bag, taint, asshole, feet, armpits etc well enough.

A decent shower should only take five minutes if you aren't washing your hair. If there is a fresh washcloth, use it! Soap up and scrub your armpits, bag, taint and asshole. Wash your feet, between the toes. Soap up your finger and wash out your asshole itself as best as you can. This rimming shit can cause you or her to get sick. And if you have a foreskin (or a schlong so big it has a fiveskin!) then wash it extra well. Rinse, soap, rinse, soap. You need to flush away as much stuff from the surface of your skin as possible.

So many guys are so unaware that they have body odor. Even if it is not classically stinky B.O., you still have a scent. Working girls would prefer you have NO scent. No Aqua Velva, no Hai Karate or that Paco Rabaloney you got a deal on at the Flea Market. Nothing.

 

[SchlongConery]

Oh and skip the cologne...Nobody wants to smell the cologne from the last appointment .

And why take the chances of this happening either?

 

[xmontrealer]

I am allergic to many scents. Thankfully most mpa's and escorts do not use strong scents because of the chance the client is allergic, or that it will linger even after his leaving shower.

I heard of one guy who was with an mpa whose perfume was so strong even a long leaving shower didn't get rid of the scent.

What to do?, what to do?, as he was shortly driving home to his wife.

Then he had a stroke of genius. He went to the gas station, filled up his tank, and "oopsy-daisy" spilled a whole bunch of gasoline onto his hands.

When he got home that's all his wife could smell, and her only reaction was thankfulness that he didn't get injured in the gasoline spill...

 

[Josephine]

Don't "fake shower" either. I know what my soap smell even if it has no smell. Mood killer. I basically know from the get go that I can't trust you. It's not a good starter.

 

[SchlongConery]

Don't "fake shower" either. I know what my soap smell even if it has no smell. Mood killer. I basically know from the get go that I can't trust you. It's not a good starter.

Exactly. Plus it proves the guy does not take personal hygiene seriously or is too stupid to understand it or the value of not risking a bad session etc. Just all around gross. I can't imagine how you women can put up with it.

I had a friend who I wouldn't drive with because his oral hygeine is so. inconsistent. Even when I offered him gum... even after I told him he had Ed Zachary disease. He stubbornly insisted his breath was "fine". I don't hang out with him any more.

 

[IM469]

I will jump in for a rinse even when I showered before I left home.
However if they are really that concerned ...

they could jump in and help !

 

[Josephine]

Exactly. Plus it proves the guy does not take personal hygiene seriously or is too stupid to understand it or the value of not risking a bad session etc. Just all around gross. I can't imagine how you women can put up with it.

I had a friend who I wouldn't drive with because his oral hygeine is so. inconsistent. Even when I offered him gum... even after I told him he had Ed Zachary disease. He stubbornly insisted his breath was "fine". I don't hang out with him any more.

I am sorry you went through this. Olfactory Amnesia is a thing (not sure it's the right term)and its so delicate to talk about if you actually like the person.

Hope that gives op perspective.

 

[Jenesis]

Going to keep this brief, I personally prefer to shower before heading out to see an escort only because I can take my time and be fully groomed. When seeing the girls they expect you to shower and I comply but I regret it because it removed the cologne and it's a time waster because I'm already showered. But are we doing it to make them feel better? I've told a couple of them that I literally showered before coming and they insisted on me showering again.

Just wanted to confirm what is proper etiquette with regards to showering when you've pre-showered already.

You have a second shower. Period. Why is this even a discussion?

1. just like some guys don’t like perfume, some ladies don’t like cologne. In fact I would suggest not wearing any at all. It can leave a lingering smell in the air which can turn off other clients as well if she is higher volume provider or an agency girl.

2. You must have no idea how fast balls can get sweaty between leaving your house and getting to the incall.

3. WTF is wrong with wanting to make your companion feel better. She has to stick her face in your junk, then yes you do shit like shower to make her feel better. She doesn’t know that you have just showered. Do you know how many men lie and say they have showered. Do you know how many men get into a shower at an incall and come out with shit stains still????? Because they let water run on them and don’t actually scrub????

I don’t understand men sometimes. (Sorry SOME men, forgot this is TERB. Have to be clear to not lump all men together ) I don’t get why there is this adverse feeling regarding showering. Why is it such an issue??? because of some fucking cologne???? LMAO. Give me a break with that shit. LOL.

Bottomline - you don’t want to shower at the incall, get out. See Ya, bye! I was just talking to a sex worker last week. She had a guy show up. Younger. Mid twenties. Says he doesn’t shower in hotels. She said I don’t see guys who don’t shower. He literally left because he wouldn’t shower. Like why???? I don’t get it. He wasted her time, his time, all because of a refusal to shower. People who don’t want to shower make me think they have issues of some type. Or some just like being dirty. I don’t get it.

 

[massman]

I don’t get these discussions. Seriously, I think some guys never matured beyond 5 years old when they would argue with mommy about taking a bath.

Someone is going to get naked with you and do dirty things to your naughty bits. Fucking shower FFS.

 

[J Smoove]

You take the damn shower.