We have said for months that noone seems to have Covid
Well Government has REDEFINED what a Covid "case" is as of Nov 20th and here is the doc (I would also question WHY we need to REVISE the criteria for Covid unless it is to drive the numbers up; the old doc is ALSO on their website should any of you wish to xref)
Read it carefully and note
Probable Case A = "Covid like symptoms". lol
No further testing required just mark it off and move on
Probable Case B = "Covid like symptoms" and an inconclusive (fucked up) Lab test
Yup you read that right; if you THINK you have Covid, but they can't prove you have Covid, then you have Covid
Probable Case C = If you were or were not tested (the parallel sample does NOT exist, read the note #6) then you can still HAVE Covid
No further testing required
Confirmed Case = positive test, whether the test is accredited or not (lol what???)
OR
Confirmed Case = anyone who has Covid antibodies in their bloodstream (in other words, you prev had Covid, beat Covid, and now got flagged somehow, eg through work they want to make sure to drive that scary number as high as possible)
Even better check out the new and improved laundry list for "symptoms" of Covid
Basically everything + kitchen sink at this point
Common = fever, cough, shortness of breath
Less Common = sore throat, runny nose, stuffy nose, decrease/loss taste, nausea/vomit, diarrhea, abdominal pain
At this point it sounds like a flu to me
Atypical Signs = chill, headache, Pink Eye (cmon really???), fatigue, muscle aches / pains, lack of appetite
And it gets better
Chronic conditions worsening (eg you had Disease X, and because it gets worse you must have Covid lol)
Difficulty feeding infants (um repeat loss of appetite?)
Delirium (lol as must be delirious to think its Covid)
Increased Number of Falls (lmao; anyone else remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!)
Rash
Pneumonia (what??? so EVERYONE with this is now Covid positive wtf?)
Shock (shocked that they have Covid)
Ah too funny how these things keep changing
Well Government has REDEFINED what a Covid "case" is as of Nov 20th and here is the doc (I would also question WHY we need to REVISE the criteria for Covid unless it is to drive the numbers up; the old doc is ALSO on their website should any of you wish to xref)
Read it carefully and note
Probable Case A = "Covid like symptoms". lol
No further testing required just mark it off and move on
Probable Case B = "Covid like symptoms" and an inconclusive (fucked up) Lab test
Yup you read that right; if you THINK you have Covid, but they can't prove you have Covid, then you have Covid
Probable Case C = If you were or were not tested (the parallel sample does NOT exist, read the note #6) then you can still HAVE Covid
No further testing required
Confirmed Case = positive test, whether the test is accredited or not (lol what???)
OR
Confirmed Case = anyone who has Covid antibodies in their bloodstream (in other words, you prev had Covid, beat Covid, and now got flagged somehow, eg through work they want to make sure to drive that scary number as high as possible)
Even better check out the new and improved laundry list for "symptoms" of Covid
Basically everything + kitchen sink at this point
Common = fever, cough, shortness of breath
Less Common = sore throat, runny nose, stuffy nose, decrease/loss taste, nausea/vomit, diarrhea, abdominal pain
At this point it sounds like a flu to me
Atypical Signs = chill, headache, Pink Eye (cmon really???), fatigue, muscle aches / pains, lack of appetite
And it gets better
Chronic conditions worsening (eg you had Disease X, and because it gets worse you must have Covid lol)
Difficulty feeding infants (um repeat loss of appetite?)
Delirium (lol as must be delirious to think its Covid)
Increased Number of Falls (lmao; anyone else remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!)
Rash
Pneumonia (what??? so EVERYONE with this is now Covid positive wtf?)
Shock (shocked that they have Covid)
Ah too funny how these things keep changing