Problems With Neighbor

[themexi]

Find a way to sneak some crack cocaine into his place.... get a pipe, a blowtorch 7 a tube long enough to reach his window.... Light a rock.... use a fan or something to blow some crack smoke through the whiny little faggot's window.... then call the cops on him from single use pay as u go cell.... make sure to tell them exactly where he keeps his stash

When they get to the door the smell will give them probable cause to enter & BOOM!

Bonus points if you can find a way to pass his name along as a snitch to wherever his candy ass will be held


Next time you see him after that ask him if he can smell what the rock is cookin......

Ether that or move.... There's no living near pussies like this... either they go or you do... or he will make your life hell

 

[tboy]

Find a way to sneak some crack cocaine into his place.... get a pipe, a blowtorch 7 a tube long enough to reach his window.... Light a rock.... use a fan or something to blow some crack smoke through the whiny little faggot's window.... then call the cops on him from single use pay as u go cell.... make sure to tell them exactly where he keeps his stash

When they get to the door the smell will give them probable cause to enter & BOOM!

Bonus points if you can find a way to pass his name along as a snitch to wherever his candy ass will be held


Next time you see him after that ask him if he can smell what the rock is cookin......

Ether that or move.... There's no living near pussies like this... either they go or you do... or he will make your life hell

^^^^^ yet another example of our so called "civilized" society lol.

So, instead of using a different fire starter, your advice is to go out and buy an illegal substance (crack) pay someone to produce a pipe long enough to reach his window, buy a pre-paid cellphone, burn the crack and get a pump or ??? to blow the fumes into the unit above, all the while doing all the above without anyone seeing you and then, how do you propose to get the "stash" into the apartment for the cops to find?

Or you could just use an electric BBQ starter which is like $10 bucks at Crappy tire.....

Jesus.....seriously.

 

[tboy]

You've been a good guy, you have put up with an asshole neighbour. Buy a shotgun and do some skeet shooting off the balcony.

I bet the neighbour thinks ROSS is the asshole.....

I wonder, how would YOU Like to have smoke and fumes pumped into your livingroom?

I bet you'd be on hear pissing and moaning about the asshole downstairs......lol...

 

[Prim0]

Maybe you could find a way to include him...

 

[Brill]

Or you could just use an electric BBQ starter which is like $10 bucks at Crappy tire.....

Sounds like tboy is giving in instead of fighting - becoming civilized, not like him at all! We need to wreak vengeance on the neighbour, dammit!

 

[tboy]

nothing to fight about, the op invaded the rights of his neighbour and took the proper route to try and rectify the situation......

 

[Moraff]

"The fumes from the fluid make me dizzy." AND HIS WINDOWS ARE FUCKING CLOSED!! "

Sure he meant the fumes from the ZIP stuff and not just the fumes from the charcoal? Charcoal fumes are a little more acrid than that from a gas grill.

Tboy has the right of it though, regardless of whether the law and your landlord allows you to BBQ on your balcony, if you're annoying your neighbour then you're going to have to stop.

Your suggestion of coordinating with him as to when he will be out is a good diplomatic one.

 

[short]

Maybe your neighbour is reading this thread, let's see what he has to say...

 

[iwantitfree]

Get a chimney charcoal starter like http://www.weber.com/Accessories/Items/Accessories/Charcoal/Detail.aspx?pid=1349

 

[Never Compromised]

I bet the neighbour thinks ROSS is the asshole.....

I wonder, how would YOU Like to have smoke and fumes pumped into your livingroom?

I bet you'd be on hear pissing and moaning about the asshole downstairs......lol...

Usually take a bottle of wine downstairs and act innocent.

 

[dj1470]

Fuck your neighbour by placing green maple leaves on your charcoal and smoke the asshole to death.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

All you have to do is to BBQ some steaks and then the rat will call the fire department a third time. The Fire Captain will call the cops. On the neighbour, not you. If you are doing everything legal then it is he that is breaking the law by calling the fire department when there is no fire at all. He will be stuck with a huge bill for calling a fire truck out for no good reason.

 

[Insidious Von]

I enjoy BBQ on my balcony and this is how I get around the smoke problem - buy yourself a hand held chimeny. You can load the bottom with newspaper and kindlings with the brikettes on top. Enclosed in a cylindrical container the coals heat up quickly as the kindlings burn. All with a minimum of smoke.

If that doesn't work invest in a cast iron grill pan. Make sure that the pan has been properly heat treated; you'll know this by it's pitch black colour. If the cooking surface has a hint of gray AVOID. Take the time to cure the pan properly with olive oil (not extra virgin) and it will yield delicious meals for you for the rest of your life.

Hope this helps.

 

[Alex_Ontario]

This should open up a can of worms with people relating their experiences of asshole neighbours....

So I live in a low rise apartment... two stories... 8 units altogether... there's commercial space on the ground level... then two more floors with 4 units each...

I live on the second floor above the commercial... then there's a neighbour in the unit above me...

So I'm looking forward to BBQing on my balcony WITH CHARCOAL (I'm a purist) this summer... checked the municipal by laws... it's allowed... and my landlord allows it... i have a cute little 15 inch BBQ that does the job well for steaks, chicken breast, shish kebob... paid 30 bucks for it at crappy tire.

I've BBQ'd several times this summer.... with charcoal... the fire needed a jump start a couple times so I used some accelerant... ZIP fluid...

I don't care if he's reading this but fuckface above me calls the fire department... TWICE (I suppose I shoulda went up and talked to him the first time) so here I am talking to, I guess it was, the captain and two of his men... he's like "we have to investigate the complaint"... WITH THE WHOLE FUCKIN FIRE TRUCK IN THE PARKING LOT THATS SO SMALL THE TRUCK BARELY FITS AND THE LIGHTS FLASHING AWAY!! "we just want you to get along with your neighbour"

so the second time the captain says if he has to come out a third time that he'll bring the cops... whatever the fuck that means...

so I go and talk to fuckface today... his complaint? "The fumes from the fluid make me dizzy." AND HIS WINDOWS ARE FUCKING CLOSED!! "uhhh yeah maybe you can take your BBQ out to the grass on the side of the building" MAYBE I CAN SMOKE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT ASSHOLE! Like I'm gonna be running meat and shit up and down the fucking stairs just so I can enjoy my meal....

So anyways... the only solution I came up with so far is I asked him which one is his car... so if his car is gone then I will BBQ.

But really... his windows closed... he's complaining about fumes from ZIP? I'm gonna try the instant light charcoal see if that bothers this pussy.... but does anyone else have any other ideas... I mean I know some people are sensitive....but the situation is that I spend an hour on the BBQ... heating it up and cooking... and I do it once in awhile... AND HIS WINDOWS ARE FUCKING CLOSED!! I don't understand this point... and if it really is bothering him can he not fucking put up with it for an hour once in awhile? Like I'm tryin to be nice about things and address my neighbours concern... I'm not an asshole or anything... but c'mon... he complains and they bring a whole truck... like the fire dept has anything better to do than address a complaint about a fucking BBQ!

Thoughts? Comments? Advice? Thanks for listening... and no... I don't want to make use of proper punctuation....

People have nothing else to do but bitch and bitch and bitch. There will always be neighbors like that. He's probably retired with nothing else to do to fill his days. I've seen the fire truck come to someone's house as well to address this type of thing. A waste of taxpayers money if you ask me.

I've gotten into some tiffs with annoying neighbors like this and they are expecting that you will go quietly and not do or say anything to them. I have no problem getting in someone's face about this sort of thing and once even threatened to call the police on a neighbor. In fact, I told them specifically to f*** off, slammed the door in their face and they never bothered me again. I figure if you have to co-exist with them you might as well hash it out one way or another. These days you can't even fart without some complaining. lol. Being confrontational is not such a bad thing but I do know Ross Eyerie is a nice guy.

 

[tboy]

All you have to do is to BBQ some steaks and then the rat will call the fire department a third time. The Fire Captain will call the cops. On the neighbour, not you. If you are doing everything legal then it is he that is breaking the law by calling the fire department when there is no fire at all. He will be stuck with a huge bill for calling a fire truck out for no good reason.

The thing is, if the smoke and fumes are entering the neighbour's apartment he is NOT doing everything legal. Now mind you, the neighbour is calling the wrong authorities, he should be calling the police for it is they who respond to by-law infringement.

Again, as for Getting into someone's face: now if they were abusing their rights to a smoke free apartment, then fine, defend yourself but if in fact these neighbours have a legitimate complaint, then frankly, if you got in MY face? There'd be trouble...BIG trouble.

Sorry, but living in close proximitely to each other has it's downfalls. If you don't like having to abide by the city rules, then move out of the city. It is that simple. Nothing one person does can interfere with another, period.

Sorry, to all those suggesting "smoke him out", plant drugs, blow crack smoke, get in his face, etc. I bet YOU'D be the first to be on here bitching about it if someone filled YOUR apartment up with smoke from the BBQ.

As for not being able to fart without someone complaining: if you farted and pumped the gas into my apartment? Damn right I'd be complaining.......just like you'd complain if I played death metal through my 5,000 watt stereo at 3 am........

 

[Nickelodeon]

I'm surprised we survive as a society with all of the "fuck you" statements in this thread.

Confirms that I will live in multiple housing only when they ship me off to the old age home.

 

[tboy]

I'm surprised we survive as a society with all of the "fuck you" statements in this thread.

Confirms that I will live in multiple housing only when they ship me off to the old age home.

Exactly.....

 

[Moraff]

I'm surprised we survive as a society with all of the "fuck you" statements in this thread.

Confirms that I will live in multiple housing only when they ship me off to the old age home.

Yup and hopefully I'll die before I become incapacitated and avoid that too!

 

[Jade4u]

I would totally fuck with the neighbor.

Go and buy another little BBQ exactly like the one you have. Light it up and let the fumes rise up to asswipes place. As soon as you see the fire truck coming dump the charcoal in a steal buck full of water and hide the BBQ. When the fire chief comes up let him come in and show him your other BBQ that is "cold to the touch" ..... At this point the fire guy should call the cops and have your neighbor charged with public mischief.

I like the nastiness of this one. He'll be wondering for weeks if he was smelling something else. lol It'll become obvious that the guy just likes to make trouble for others.