Private hobbying chuckles from "real life".

[unassuming]

Was having dinner with an SP at a restaurant , we split the bill, she put down an old $50.00 bill.

The young waitress remarked "Wow!, this is old, I've never seen one before, where'd you get it?" (we didn't answer her) As this waitress was walking away with the payment, my SP muttered from side of her mouth- "From sucking cock!" LOL

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Was behind a van today with this plate - LUV2FSTR
Not sure what their intent was but my perverted mind saw it as an abbreviation for Love To Fist Her.

Maybe I should spend less time reading TERB.

Hmmm, I thought it was love to fuck strangers

 

[drlove]

An Esso station in my area still advertises Full Service.

 

[Velvets]

Was on the way to a Blue Jays game and passed a bar with a sidewalk sign. It said "Come in for BJs and beer !"

And of course the t-shirts the street vendors sell "I luv BJs !" ... with a Blue Jays logo of course

 

[Brick Top]

Licence plate HOE 123

 

[Mr610]

I get a kick when paying at the store and I ask the Lady/Girl "If I can Tap it" and she smiles and says "Certainly"

With a big smile

 

[kherg007]

In Oz in the 70's a ladies style haircut was called a 'blow job' (done with a hair blower as they were called) and you'd often see signs saying 'blow jobs $5' lol

 

[Musketeer]

I have seen " BBBB", "BBBX" etc. but the plate "BBBJ" seems to be elusive.

Recently saw a Quebec plate - "WTF 123" ...

There's a guy in my neighbourhood who has an Ontario plate with "BBBJ". I saw this car a couple of times at the local mall and had to chuckle about it.

 

[richaceg]

My GF was giving me a back rub...reached for my wallet after...which gaved her a puzzled look....

 

[kherg007]

My GF was giving me a back rub...reached for my wallet after...which gaved her a puzzled look....

Lol....true can't have civilian sex anymore unless I take a shower right before and search my pockets for an envelope...

 

[SexB]

I was at the gym once and wrestling was on one of the TVs.

The closed captioning showed the wrestler CM Punk's name as "CIM Punk".

 

[LurkingInMyTent]

Was having dinner with an SP at a restaurant , we split the bill, she put down an old $50.00 bill.

The young waitress remarked "Wow!, this is old, I've never seen one before, where'd you get it?" (we didn't answer her) As this waitress was walking away with the payment, my SP muttered from side of her mouth- "From sucking cock!" LOL

Recalls the joke about the Los Vegas SP, the punch line was something like "If I had a pussy, I'd own the entire street."

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I saw a car the other day with the license LADY DT.

 

[rhuarc29]

I wanted to get a personal plate PHUC U but was told no. Maybe I could try for RKIL TNUC.

How about 3J0H22A?

 

[OddSox]

Not exactly hobby related but...

The other day I saw the personalized plate NOTHANKS. But as I got closer the license plate frame had writing above and below the plate...

I SHOULD HAVE SAID
NOTHANKS
TO THE BITCH!​