Post Shower Etiquette

I'd be more likely to drape the towel over my arm, and hold my arm lightly across my front. And maybe comment with a chuckle that the towel wasn't going to hide anything. Just enough modesty to preserve some sense of decorum, yet not so much as to get in the way of the moment.
 
"I'm larger than life, and twice as ugly" (name that quote if you dare)

Well there seems to be a good amount of advice about your towel troubles so I guess I'll take the dare. :)

I believe Goose from the Mad Max movie used that line....

"Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly! "

Though I'm sure it's been used many times elsewhere.
 
What is not cool is ratty old holey undies that should not even be used as a rag to clean the car with.

Cripes woman, I won't wipe my car down with those!! Might scratch the paint or leave swirls!!

And are you telling mr the unfortunately placed stains aren't a turn on? :p
 
Cripes woman, I won't wipe my car down with those!! Might scratch the paint or leave swirls!!

And are you telling the unfortunately placed stains aren't a turn on? :p


lol sorry, my bad ummm no, for me personally (cannot speak for anyone else of course) stains are NOT a turn on
 
LMAO I can laugh to this, cause it kind of applies to me also.If the socks not a go(That would HAVE to get a laugh), then hold the towel with the one hand.....makes for a quick drop to dive in.:D
 
Shower time is the right time for the lady to make herselfmore comfortable. if you emerge from the shower fumbling with your towel and she is fully dressed, andyou didnt ask her to be, then it's going to be awkward from that point. But make the best of it. Drop the towel, tell her she looks hot and ask her ifyou can help her get more comfortable. I personally love undressing a woman more than watching her undress.
 
I've never had a guy come out with a sock, but anyone who has enough balls to look that ridiculous in front of a (almost naked) woman deserves praise in my opinions. Along with the laugher of course.

I wonder what your opinion is now regarding the wearing of a sock. :D
 
Still the same.

A good laugh was had by all as I recall. Pity I chickened out on doing a towel dance first.

I think it was over on cerb I saw someone say something along the lines of the beauty of this activity is the rawest of amateurs can sometimes show the seasoned pros something new. :D