Points to ponder...

[ed_v]

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increases sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
- Lynn Lavner

Sex is one of the 9 reasons for incarnation. The other 8 are unimportant.
- George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Barbara Bush

Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
- Steve Martin

 

[friendz4evr]

The future just ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra

 

[nautilus]

I'm having a New Years Eve party. I'll get back to you with the date.
-some idiot I used to work with.

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield

he is the best, one of my fav lines of his:

"My g/f said to me, 'why don't you come on over, there's nobody home'. So I went over and nobody was home"

 

[ed_v]

A few more anonymous ones...

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?