Please help!

TAX COLLECTOR FOR REV CAN???!!!!

Goober, I was more insulted by this than by the request for rates/info/pics!!!
 
And you said I'm going to hell!

You pays your dues, you takes your chances. :D

Lawyer?
Cop?
Pizza delivery telephone operator?
Government lobbyist?
Mel Lastman?
No, wait, you're the guy who mops up in the XXX theatres, right?
Pharmacist?
Bag-boy for the Mob!
Or maybe you're...
 
You forgot:

Pet psychiatrist
Sell couch insurance

BTW, I already know I'm going to hell!
 
Don't worry, Goober, I'll take care of ya!

Badnick: All I can say is it was the only possible explanation with the info I had. As I indicated, the explanation was one I hadn't thought of & wouldn't have thought of. LE? lololol. I'm with Goober, more of a pie man than doughnuts! The most I'll say is that I deal in civil enforcement. Make of that what you will!
 
No offense taken, in case you were wondering....

Maybe you should read my posts completely
 
There's no point in blasting anyone...

Kiarra hit the nail on the head. My problem was a) the lying (such as I thought it at the time, & b) the dangers of unprotected sex (yes, my fault) with someone who could have been having sex with others without telling me. The truth of whether she was an MP or not did not in itself change/dilute my feelings for her, but the other stuff caused me some anxious moments...I don't engage in bbfs with any SP. The other issue is, since people seem to keep missing it, I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH AN SP SINCE WE STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER & DON'T INTEND TO. Yes, I know she has a past, as have I, including experiences with this hobby, but I won't be seeing any SP while I'm with her. No hard feelings, sweetdiane, I have respected your posts that I've read. I just think you were missing some bits of info (much as I was when I started freaking out yesterday). And BTW, I knew (and posted) that my explanation was lame, but can't give all the details, it involves friends of both hers & mine.

Bobzilla
 
Re: bobzilla......

sweetdiane said:
Maybe I am feeling like a *badgirl* and just wanted to stir up the dirt....

OK, who wants me to spank diane?

Can I have a show of hands?
 
I'll be there

Bobzilla said:
You forgot:

Pet psychiatrist
Sell couch insurance

BTW, I already know I'm going to hell!

I know I'm going to hell, at least all of my friends will be with me!

See you there.

OTB
 
sweetdiane:

I'm not upset at all! I just wanted to clarify that I hadn't been with anyone else & wasn't going to, because you weren't the first person to use the hypocrisy word. Hey, even Sheik missed it!

...Er, are you still covered in Goober?
 
whew

holy shit...... I just read this whole saga. I'm exhausted just reading this, maybe you should sell your story to someone in hollywood, by a sail boat and slide over the sunset.
 
skiierman:

If only I could, my friend!

sweetdiane:

Sorry, hon, my heart (and the naughty bits) belong to another, but it won't prevent me from wishing the winner and yourself a good time on the 20th!
 
Bobzilla
Really glad to hear that it's working out. You have to know that you're in the minority, which makes your story that much more inspirational to hear. Sorry to all if I come across as a sap but I still like to believe that "love conquers all".

Ya just gotta believe it can happen....

Best of luck to you both!
 
Harlequin Romance

Geeeeezzz, I think I am going to cry(sob,sob) this is way to much emotion at this time of year. Boy meets girl, girl is a call girl, boy leaves girl, wait, no he doesn't. Girl comes to boy, they tell each other the truth( now there is a concept) and live happilly ever after. Do I smell sequel anyone. Anyway best of luck to you both.

P.S. by the way maybe you guy's can help, I met this girl and she is amazing she is everything I have ever wanted and only costs $600 for a 2hr minimum but I don,t know how to tell her that I l...... O.K. I am just being a jerk.

P.S.S. hey Goober you should do stand up (maybe Goober does).