My english is not as good as Cobsters' english.
Cobster I met your SP - GF in the line of duty as a Groinacologist PhD. examining her high mileage quim. So, In my specialty I see a lot more pussy than you do, and I make a lot more money.
You on the other hand can correct me on the spelling of the word "your" ( you're ) because you are a lowly english teacher at the local public high school ( everyone knows a shmuck like you )
Cobster, now I know why you just play at being a hobbyist, and I can party hardy with your SP - GF.
I can afford her more often than you can!
By the way, I am the BF Du jour. You can have her back when I get a newer model.
P.S. Ask her for anal, she charges more for it but it is worth it. I lubed her up good for you.