Plane Crash in Eastern Canada

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Dead serious stuff in a very grave situation! Let's all tell those rescue workers to keep a stiff upper lip about things.
 
Amazon_woman said:
You guys kill me!

But of corpse - did you expect anything less in such an undertaker - er I mean undertaking? I bet there's some Hollywood writer at the scene in Eastern Canada right now trying to write a crypt about the whole ordeal... the drama would centre around a skeleton crew of rescuers.

Speaking of graveyards and stuff, if I auctioned-off my ability to make puns, do you think I'd get "morebids" than GB or LanscLad?
 
3Tees said:
But of corpse - did you expect anything less in such an undertaker - er I mean undertaking? I bet there's some Hollywood writer at the scene in Eastern Canada right now trying to write a crypt about the whole ordeal... the drama would centre around a skeleton crew of rescuers.

Speaking of graveyards and stuff, if I auctioned-off my ability to make puns, do you think I'd get "morebids" than GB or LanscLad?



Perhaps, and when GB asked about your old girlfriend, you said he cadaver.:D
 
LancsLad said:
Perhaps, and when GB asked about your old girlfriend, you said he cadaver.:D

In reference to my old girlfriend, he actually sang me a Queen song "Can anybody find me zom-bodie to love?"
 
3Tees said:
In reference to my old girlfriend, he actually sang me a Queen song "Can anybody find me zom-bodie to love?"



I asked the Zombie how he was doing and he said " Okay-decay"
 
LancsLad said:
I asked the Zombie how he was doing and he said " Okay-decay"

Well, you can't trust a Zombie too much... I'm sure you know the old saying "ghoul me one shame on you, ghoul me twice shame on me."
 
3Tees said:
Well, you can't trust a Zombie too much... I'm sure you know the old saying "ghoul me one shame on you, ghoul me twice shame on me."



True enough, they are rotten to the corpse.
 
great bear said:
She took me out for dinner then stiffed me for the bill.

Well, you can't have your wake and eat it too.