Plan B

I don't trust taxis with my credit cards; I won't trust escorts either.

But putting that aside, the police do have credit card merchant accounts (at least for Visa and MC). Even if they didn't have remote terminals, i've seen a card swipe attachment for your iPhone and an app that does the same.

Assuming that all this is in place, the real test is to make sure that the card swipe is processed and you can see who the merchant is on your account statement. That might take a few days.

So, really?
 
Another solution with sex clubs is to make it like a nightclub with a high cover charge.

Costs you $250 to get into the club that night, and *all* of the girls are willing to sleep with you. If you end up leaving and not hooking up (ie. you don't like anyone there) you get $200 back and the $50 is kept by the club as a fee to run their operation.

If you do end up going home with someone, she gets $200 as you both leave (even though she didn't pay to get in, she "wins a random $200 prize on the way out on Ladies Night.."). Club keeps $50 fee same as before.

Hard to call that prostitution/advertising/living off avails. Club is a club but with a higher fee since it's more exclusive. Girls win $200 on way out door. Guys all hook up with eligible women. No different than any other nightclub....
 
Another solution with sex clubs is to make it like a nightclub with a high cover charge.

Costs you $250 to get into the club that night, and *all* of the girls are willing to sleep with you. If you end up leaving and not hooking up (ie. you don't like anyone there) you get $200 back and the $50 is kept by the club as a fee to run their operation.

If you do end up going home with someone, she gets $200 as you both leave (even though she didn't pay to get in, she "wins a random $200 prize on the way out on Ladies Night.."). Club keeps $50 fee same as before.

Hard to call that prostitution/advertising/living off avails. Club is a club but with a higher fee since it's more exclusive. Girls win $200 on way out door. Guys all hook up with eligible women. No different than any other nightclub....

Very clever, except for the part about prostitution and profiting from the provision of sexual service.
 
If you do end up going home with someone, she gets $200 as you both leave (even though she didn't pay to get in, she "wins a random $200 prize on the way out on Ladies Night.."). Club keeps $50 fee same as before.

like it, but can see the enterprising ladies lining up for this one, all they have to do is talk some guy/sucker into walking out of the club with them, and she makes $200.

Once the club refused entry to these ladies, they're busted.

There is something in the new law that the fees have to be normal fees that any member of the public would normally pay. Like legal fees, security fees, sex therapy fees...

Hmmm, have this problem, it is a bit embarrassing, but I’m hoping you can help me with erectile dysfunction…
 
Another solution with sex clubs is to make it like a nightclub with a high cover charge.

Costs you $250 to get into the club that night, and *all* of the girls are willing to sleep with you. If you end up leaving and not hooking up (ie. you don't like anyone there) you get $200 back and the $50 is kept by the club as a fee to run their operation.

If you do end up going home with someone, she gets $200 as you both leave (even though she didn't pay to get in, she "wins a random $200 prize on the way out on Ladies Night.."). Club keeps $50 fee same as before.

Hard to call that prostitution/advertising/living off avails. Club is a club but with a higher fee since it's more exclusive. Girls win $200 on way out door. Guys all hook up with eligible women. No different than any other nightclub....
Sounds interesting, but it's not efficient for either of us to spend all this time hooking up unless the bedroom is very close by. Perhaps she would rent a room upstairs?