Places not to have sex

[jerbear]

Had a vice pincipal at QE name was Osbourne.
Called him Ozzy, he was a cool guy.

 

[jerbear]

Very true , back in the 70's it was a rough school.

 

[jerbear]

Freak school now!

 

[rayven]

In the back of a Volkswagon?

That's a very uncomfortable place!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That's a very uncomfortable place!

Ooooooh...Do tell Chin-Chin Bubble Brain!

 

[rayven]

Fang, to be honest I've never actually been in the back of a Volkswagen...it was a Suzuki Swift and it was so much fun!

The Volkswagen thing is a line from the movie Mallrats where Ben Affleck's goal is to fuck girls in "a very uncomfortable place". The general response is "like in the back of a Volkswagen" but that's not exactly what Ben means It's actually a really funny movie, lots of sarcasm and dry humour.

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob (not so good), and what was the one that I can't think of the name of that was actually my favorite of the series?


Another place not to have sex is a little Caribbean bar at Pape and Danforth called Cutty's Hideaway. We were caught in the ladies' room by a bouncer and asked to leave, but I got a date with the bouncer later so I guess it all turned out alright.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Reserved...

... But what about in the priest's office, ... Aurora xxx

Sorry... priest's office reserved for alter boys only.

 

[DenWa]

Kevin Smith's big movies have been:

Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Dogma was the one. Thanks DenWa. Seen it several times but the name just escaped me.

 

[Snake Pliskin]

Re: Re: Re: okayyyy

oh babyyy that is so wrong on so many levels.....yucksssssssss

Prude!

 

[Jaman50]

Now Now girls ... no fighting

 

[Snake Pliskin]

So I'm still an angel!

That's too bad! I may have to rethink my plans!

Annalee, on the other hand, can't go near a church. Clearly, she is the spawn of the devil! Yeah...baby...Yeah!

 

[james t kirk]

ROTFLMAO

I grew up just north of Barrie.

Yeah, the knock on the window, the flashlight, the "How old are you miss", then the "do your parents know where you are" followed by the "do you need a ride home, miss?"

but the funniest was when I went out to a local make out spot with a couple of buddies to drink some (we were underage) beer. What do we find there? but a male and female cop, humping in the back seat of the cruiser.

When they were done, the male cop came over to the car and said "don't you boys know a better place to be drinking?"

That's great.

I dated a female cop once. She was a tornado in the bedroom. Bit of an attitude, but unstoppable in the flying V position.

As far as the worst place goes, when i was 20 or so, i was practically busted by some nazi cop in Gage Park in Hamilton just literally 3 seconds after pulling up my pants with the girl i was dating at the time. She was a stunning girl, and he had just driven by in his cruiser as we were finishing. We thought we were in an isolated place where we wouldn't be disturbed.

Well along comes this asshole, not much older than me who proceeded to put us through the wringer. None of this how old are you?, are you ok stuff? (That's actually fairly decent of them.)

This guy told us what the fines were for "public indecency", made her go stand in the headlights of the cruiser while he interogated me, then put us both in the back of the cruiser and locked us in while he went looking around in the bushes.

What a complete creepo cop.

We were two kids enjoying each other.

After it was over, he wouldn't let us walk throught the park, we had to walk around it which was like 10 miles or something back to our car. She was crying. I was nervous.

Yikes. Bad memories.

 

[outoftownguy]

Behind the Parliment buildings in Ottawa there are stairs down to the water. Nice quite spot late at night. a student teacher from college I used to bang came to visit. We ended up walking around the hill and getting so horny she begged me for it right on the hill.