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milehigh

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In a car at Todmorden Mills Pottery Rd.

Believe me u will think a ufo landed from all the lights

and the LE there don't have the slightest bit of humour
 
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dogman

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In your wifes car.....when you're with your girlfriend.

Dogman
 
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1bigguy

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Aphrodite said:
In the area around Barrie... Bastards will knock on the window every FREAKING TIME!
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LOL you just reminded me of a very awkward situation in the Jack Astors parking lot....lost track of where we were.
 
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I'm with Goober here... not in the butt.

If you get a room shred the evidence! A co-worker's wife found evidence from a MC receipt! Marriage went down the toilet after that! Funny though, he's in a new marriage and still hobbies! Go figure...
 
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places to not have sex! Flea Market

We work near the flea market in Brampton and part of our job is to drive down near the flea market on steeles and airport road. We were killing some time and noticed a green ford with a sun screen in the windshield and it was parked in a place behind the building it was odd that it wasn't sunny and they were in a shaded area. Anyways we were convinced some hanky panky when a guy got out of the backdoor of the car with pants and underwear around the ankles. yikes lol
 
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milehigh

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Give me a F***ING BREAK

That LE line "how old are you"

Give me a break.... who are they trying to flatter?

Those uniforms make it as uncomfortable as humanly possible.

I'd better calm down, that line "how old are you" struck a raw nerve.
 
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clules

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In High School got caught in the girls locker room with one of the girls. Got suspended for three weeks right before exam time. I was 15 at the time and she was 14.
 
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'like the back of a volkswagon' ... great running gag from a very funny movie.

Had me laughing again... thanks!
 
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Goober Mcfly

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*Goober quickly dons rubber-soled shoes in an attempt to dodge the lightning this thread's about to attract*
 
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Re: okayyyy

longfirmleggss said:
now youre just being sac-religious.......
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Don't you mean "sack-religious"?

I don't think it'll help though. I've prayed for some ladies to get in the sack with me so many times, I think God put me on his "Ignore" list!

(I'm going to burn for that!)
 
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