phrases that turn me off

[SocialClubFantasia]

The condom broke.....

 

[night ride]

As the OP mentioned "hon" is a real turn off. I hate being called 'hon'.

 

[genintoronto]

As the OP mentioned "hon" is a real turn off. I hate being called 'hon'.

Ditto. Same with "babe", especially when used by a stranger in an email.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Ditto. Same with "babe", especially when used by a stranger in an email.

Ditto and I'd add "sweetie" and "doll" to that.

 

[Deviant]

Does Anal make my ass look fat.

 

[harryass]

after handing the donation;

sorry hon thats not on the list
sorry hon thats extra

 

[sabu69]

Sorry babes, you're too big to do that! .... ('that' meaning anal!) & I'm not that 'big'!

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Not on our first date."

OK sweetie.

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Not on our second date."

Fine darling.

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Can we just be friends?"

Yeah, with benefits bitch! lol

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Can we turn off the lights?"

So I can pretend I'm fucking your sister in the dark?

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"I'm kinda new to this whole thing."

After you got out of a LT relationship?

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Eew, that stuff's icky."

Yeah, you're supposed to swallow it hun.

 

[GrandBlasterK]

And when a half hour session is quoted as "the half" as is it is $250 for the hour and $150 the half"

And $80 for "the quarter?" lol

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"I think I'm in love with you."

Can we just be friends?

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"My mom will kill me if she finds out what we did."

Well, let's get her in on the action.

 

[GrandBlasterK]

"Eew, you wanna have sex with my mom?"

Well, one of you is gonna give me the benefits.

 

[TGirl Nikki]

her name is kimber james. she is mid 20's and has a 8 inch dick.

Lol, I guess you haven't seen much of Kimber James' porn, there's no way she's that big... Personally, I thought she was way hotter before she went all plastic and became a Pamela Anderson look-alike, but hey, to each their own.

Phrases? How about,

"So what does tgirl mean, anyways? It means 'Toronto Girl,' right?"

I get that a lot when I'm travelling... it's already happened twice out here in Halifax, but it seems that some of the East Coast boys are pretty open-minded. ;-)



Another one is,

"Oh, and is DATY on the menu too, or is it extra?"

Sorry sweetie, it's about $20,000 extra, plus you'll have to wait a few months while I recover...

 

[Sisyphus]

I really hate when a woman gives you the warning of what is on the menu for the first date.
she might say something like "I don't put out on the first date" or "nothings going to happen tonight"
I am well aware that I will probably want to have sex before she does I just hate having this thrown in my face. I like the illusion that we both mutually commit to sex at the same time and not some drawn out negotiation. I have been on dates where the woman was so rude and crass I had absolutely no interest in doing her. When I hear one of these lines I want to reply... I put out on the first date, for sure, just not with you BTW don’t expect a second date.

 

[simon482]

Lol, I guess you haven't seen much of Kimber James' porn, there's no way she's that big... Personally, I thought she was way hotter before she went all plastic and became a Pamela Anderson look-alike, but hey, to each their own.

Phrases? How about,



I get that a lot when I'm travelling... it's already happened twice out here in Halifax, but it seems that some of the East Coast boys are pretty open-minded. ;-)



Another one is,



Sorry sweetie, it's about $20,000 extra, plus you'll have to wait a few months while I recover...

last vid i saw of her she was pretty big still. i would fuck her before and after. i did see a recent vid of hers where she looked kinda like she got into drugs or lost a lot of weight and looked really fucked up.