Pfizer Announcement

[Perry Mason]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, this beverage will not be referred to as a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the words "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi Cola will market the new beverage under the trade name MOUNT & DO.

 

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, this beverage will not be referred to as a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the words "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi Cola will market the new beverage under the trade name MOUNT & DO.

well punned.

 

[eldoguy]

Pepsi

This is a joke write, I know in California V can be bought in vending machines!

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

Pepsi Cola will market the new beverage under the trade name MOUNT & DO.

I'll just wait for their 7 - Up brand

 

[enduser1]

Im checking to see the date, is it april first?

 

[Radio_Shack]

Any type of "pop" would be good.

 

[danmand]

The world has changed. I used to drink quinone laced tonic water, the real
stuff still available in Africa. Now we need tonic water laced with viagra.

Interestingly, sildenafil citrate has a similar bitter taste as orthoquinone
and would make a great tonic water.

 

[playw/respect]

Who will buy it from a vending machine to tell everyone that he needs viagra to get his dick hard

 

[gramage]

This reminds me of an old quote: "If cocaine gave you an erection instead of taking one away, not only would it be legal but Bob Dole would have done ad's for it."

 

[alexmst]

Doesn't Cadbury already put Viagra in 'Wunderbar'?