Peterborough

[Goober Mcfly]

Hi.

Where the hell do I go for fun around here? And no, I'm not going to the farking zoo. Again. They won't let me back in after the incident with the garter snake and the ocelot.

And the Otonabee River stinks.

HELP ME FIND A WAY TO GET MY "FRUSTRATIONS" OUT! Besides *fap fap fap*

 

[Happster]

Oh no, he's b-a-c-k. Great to see you back on the board, asshat.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Oh no, he's b-a-c-k. Great to see you back on the board, asshat.

Helpful post, asshat.

 

[The Cunning Linguist]

Go to the Thursday's strip club.

You'll never want to see any woman naked again....

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Fun in Peterborough?

*laughing*

Without any toys you're SOL....

Okay, I have a dildo. Now what?

 

[plunker]

Okay, I have a dildo. Now what?

Go fark yourself. Just kidding. Go to Thursdays and tell them you are rich city folk looking for a good time. The Blue Heron casino is not that far either.

 

[bogo]

Hi.

Where the hell do I go for fun around here? *

Toronto!

 

[KWI]

Okay, I have a dildo. Now what?

Call me, I will help ya out. I am not be in Peterborough but I am not too far way.

 

[SlitherySOB]

Fun in Peterborough? Buddy, I live here. It's dead. If you're feeling like taking a risk, drive down George & Water St. at about 2:00am during a bar rush. I'm sure a few drunk girls will offer you a bj for a ride home. Cheaper than a taxi, after all.