Penis

[toughb]

I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or pub[l]ic holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

 

[papasmerf]

Denied!!!!!!!!!!!

You are known for often leaving the job unfinished.

 

[stang]

And my closest friend is an asshole.

 

[snowleopard]

I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or pub[l]ic holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

You need to start a Penis union ... PWA ... unleash your imaginations quipsters!

 

[Cycleguy007]

I heard that you always came up short...

 

[JohnLarue]

The boss of the penis makes him do push ups until he pukes

 

[genintoronto]

You need to start a Penis union ... PWA ... unleash your imaginations quipsters!

I thought that's what Terb is?

 

[snowleopard]

I thought that's what Terb is?

lol ... very funny ... aka 'Perverted Wankers Assoc'