Penguin Prostitution

[Jade4u]

This information comes from News of The Weird by Chuck Shepherd, July 29, 2004.
PENGUIN PROSTITUTION. In 1996, Cambridge (England) University researcher Fiona Hunter, who studied penguins' mating habits for five years, reported that some females apparently allow male strangers to mate with them in exchange for a few nest-building stones, thus providing what Hunter believes is the first observed animal prostitution. According to Dr. Hunter, all activity was done behind the backs of the females' regular mates, and in a few instances, after the sex act, johns gave the females additional stones as sort of a tip.

 

[Gentle Ben]

wow, too funny. what a great story!

 

[Meesh]

That's it...no more blue jeans for me when I hobby.

Tuxedos, that's the key!

 

[Gentle Ben]

yes (lol)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/60302.stm

 

[loaded]

They even have a bait and switch routine:

"On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating.

Having bagged their stone, they would then run off. "

hahahaha

 

[shinyam]

They even have a bait and switch routine:

"On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating.

Having bagged their stone, they would then run off. "

hahahaha

That's happened to me a few times with sp's.

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[drlove]

LOL

 

[Jade4u]

A PENGUIN

A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says, "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a prostitute comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!?"