20/20
I was (sort of) young, dumb and full of...even more stupidity. I would tell the story but I cry. Eventually I will lie to myself enough that I will have never visited Pembroke. Think Arnie in Total Recall, but opposite.
On that evening I was never happier to have less than average stamina. I willed myself to bust a juice. the Horror, the Horror.
I will never speak of these events again.
What events? I was never in Pembroke.