For the record, I know it's not really roses or pearls when an ad says 300 roses etc... But has anyone ever taken it literally and actually given roses or whatever as the currency? I'm tempted to mess around and hand some roses as a form of payment just to see the look on their face. Of course I'd really pay them after the fact, but the childish sense of humor in me is really curious what would happen.
Paying with roses...
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Google tells me one long stem rose costs about $3.50. Three hundred of them would cost $1050. Not to mention you're also ponying up $300 in real cash. And consider the logistics of trying to deliver three hundred roses to her... Will you carry them all in yourself? Would a delivery person carry them for you which wouldn't be the most private arrangement? Where will you put the roses in the small incall location?
Could be fun to try still.
All good jokes takes time, effort and sometimes extra money in order to plan out. I'd be willing to spend the money just to satisfy my natural curiosity and have a good funny story to tell. I'm going to start a donation page where anyone who wants to see this happen can donate 3.50 to me for 1 rose. We just need 300 participants
Not since quitrent went out of fashion in this part of the world about two centuries ago.
Quitrents which were intended by the lord (often the Crown) to be symbolic often were a Beaver Pelt, or three roses, or a peppercorn or such like.
Reminds me of an office gift for all the ladies in the office
The gift had to be $5 bucks or so
So all the ladies got a jar of bicks pickles lol
And at the Christmas lunch the office manager got her present and all the ladies were saying .......he wouldn't
So I stood up and gave a little speech...........you know my policy on treating everybody the same
She got a jar of pickles too lol
The gift had to be $5 bucks or so
So all the ladies got a jar of bicks pickles lol
And at the Christmas lunch the office manager got her present and all the ladies were saying .......he wouldn't
So I stood up and gave a little speech...........you know my policy on treating everybody the same
She got a jar of pickles too lol
Google tells me one long stem rose costs about $3.50. Three hundred of them would cost $1050. Not to mention you're also ponying up $300 in real cash. And consider the logistics of trying to deliver three hundred roses to her... Will you carry them all in yourself? Would a delivery person carry them for you which wouldn't be the most private arrangement? Where will you put the roses in the small incall location?
Could be fun to try still.
Go to make this joke for a hard BDSM provider, and you'll get back that 300 roses inserted deeply in your ass
