Safdar - Sorry I forgot you. But, to my defence you saw me 50 years ago, so I'm allowed to forgot. Plus, hey! You lost a lot of weight kid, you been hitting up the gym or what?
JohnFK - We've met each other at 3 parties so far and despite what you say, I don't know if you will ever see me at this point because you haven't thus far; but geez louise, you are such a tease!
Dapperdon - Sweetie, darling, angel, muah, muah, muah, I look at your face, and I get confused because I don't know if I want to suck your cock or just huggle... you put me in such a predicament... woe is me
Brill - You are a little spunky monkey, thanks for giving my shoes the attention they so rightly deserved! You had me smitten right away. And remember what I said about my "sex-dar"... I have never been wrong about it yet. Prove me right.
DonDraper - You play hard to get but don't worry I like a good challenge... I may not be Asian but you're too cutesy for me to give up on... I'll make you such kickass pho, you will be whipped around my finger in no time!
HOF -
I was looooooking for youu.........
Rockslinger - I was looking for you too. I wanted to meet you and tell you that I want to fuck your brain. But don't get too excited, just your brain. You are one of the smartest know-it-alls on this board.
Nighthawk - I like your luscious mane of hair. It has a lot of character. Like a lion... And... you are sharp too! You are the only person who had the right answers to all my pointless, useless trivia questions.
Dreamblade - Thanks for lighting my fire outside... you are one of those guys I can always count on for a lighter! If that's not love, I don't know what is!
Pc0moyfgtdytfygyugyug - You have a great lap! It's super firm and warm. First class quality lap! I bet you would be a great huggler. Too bad I won't ever know because you like Latika more than me. (Shadap, don't mock my intelligence, don't deny it, I could see it in the way you were looking at her). I just want you to know, it's your loss - she won't care about you like I do --- correction: LIKE I DID ... it's over between us and I've moved on.
Antonio - You get cutesier and cutesier everytime I see you! It was nice to see you and not have to pay for your presence. Faking the need for new photoshoots just to be graced by your presence gets costly!
The Sexiest Guy in the Club who coincidentally was my driver and "date" - that nobody talked about on this thread - I was playing "house-house" in my head with you the whole night! Did you hear the Beyonce: Single Ladies song? I'm not going to wait forever, when are you going to put a ring on it? I'm not going to be waiting much longer... Even though you don't believe me for some odd, unknown reason, you are my bonafide soulmate. I'll do anything for you. Even the stripper you were talking to.
The Guy with the Red Goatee with the Handle I Don't Remember - If I wasn't already infatuated with aforementionned Sexiest Guy in the Club, I would be all over you. I didn't talk to you as much as I wanted to because you look so Irish and you know how my heart goes pitter-patter around you Irish lads. I kinda' don't want to see you because I know you are too good-looking for me and I don't deserve you and the sex would just be awkward.
Fashionboy - I saw you all the way at the end. We didn't get to talk so much and I blame it on the a-a-a-a-al-co-hol baby... Where were you when I first walked in? I was way more articulate at the beginning of the night.
Mike and Zoran - You guys smell sooooooo good.
Koxinga - Who were you?
Womaniczer and Escortsxxx- Hey remember, our conversation about that thing. It was so funny. And I remember talking to you about that thing but as I remember it was near the end of the night - so the details are a bit foggy... but I remember your presence and that conversation... Good times.
F1983 and Friend - Good times bonding... we got into deep philosophical existential crisis-ey shit. Always good at a strip club.
