Oxymorons

Meesh

It was VICIOUS!
Jun 3, 2002
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Oxymorons - so much more than just 'military intelligence'

new tradition
original copy
plastic glass
uninvited guest
highly depressed
live recording
authentic reproduction
partial cease-fire
limited lifetime guarantee
elevated subway
dry lake
true replica
forward lateral
standard options
mandatory options
mutual differences
nondairy creamer
open secret
resident alien
silent alarm
sports sedan
wireless cable
mercy killing
lethal assistance
business ethics
friendly fire
genuine veneer
death benefits
holy war
giant shrimp
Microsoft Works
fat-free half-and-half (wouldn't that just be called 'half'?)
 
Here's an oxymoron for you. A quadriplegic into bondage:p .
 
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Conservative Party
 
I thought oxymoron was the term for people who didn't get enough oxygen when they were in the womb.