Oxymoron

[onthebottom]

bad divorce

 

[Brill]

To go with the previously mentioned Dodge Ram, Jeep has a "Cherokee Pioneer".

 

[Bill the Pirate]

honest politician

 

[daty]

THEY say a I craeted a few when we named the dog " GO AWAY " neighbours get confused when we try to get him in the house
..... "come here go away"

Then the SO named the cat "get up" now we can't get the damn thing off the couch
..."get down get up"

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[serviceman]

cold as hell

 

[roblestone]

Enough beer
Too much beer
Open relationship

 

[IMBob]

loss of situational awareness

explanation of pilots, who overshot airport by 200 kms last week

 

[marriedtoolong]

pretty ugly
open secret
accidentally on purpose
organized mess
controlled chaos
same difference
pretty ugly
hot ice
Deafening silence
Sweet sorrow
Serious Joke
bittersweet
living dead

 

[landscaper]

cold as hell

Two canadians die and end up in hell, the devil decides they being canadians just might like the hot temperature so he organizes a special place for them with 45' F temps.

He checks baack a few days later and finds the canadians in T shirts lolly gagaing about haveing a great time so the devil drops the temperature down to 35' F and checks back later they are still haveing a good time because hey its sort of warm and its not snowing.

Well old Lucifer is now PISSED
he pulls out all the stops and drops the temp all the way down, snow and ice start flying everything freezes solid " that will fix them " as he walks away.

A couple of hours later he comes back and the party is on dancing drinking the works and Lucifer hears the chant

LEAFS WIN THE CUP LEAFS WIN THE CUP............

 

[blackrock13]

You mean this one.

Try 'important blog'.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Compassionate conservative....

 

[blackrock13]

Compassionate conservative....

It's a repeat but a good one.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Famous Christian slogan.....

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.....

 

[chiller_boy]

In New York state there is a 'mandatory option' when you purchase a new car.

 

[MissCroft]

Genuine Imitation
Freezer Burn
Plastic Glasses
United Nations

And did you know that the term 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron itself meaning 'sharp-dull'?

 

[WoodPeckr]

Limited life-time warranty....

 

[Don Draper]

Semi Detached

Open Secret

Mild Heart Attack

Rolling Stop

Exact Estimate

Taped Live

Slightly Pregnant

Even Odds


WTF!?!?!??

 

[Lagavulin2]

civil litigation

 

[mexx]

CBJ TrueGFE

 

[catsingool]

I always thought that Veggie Burger was an undiscovered oxymoron.....