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You didn't just survive a fucking pandemic.
With that kind of action you actually might have started one.
That's the problem with you double jabbed people.
You need to have everything said to you twice.
Same. I started with the earliest Gardsil when it was only indicated for women. Then the next 7 valent version. Then 9 valent.
Same with the first Shingles (live/attenuated) and the latest Shingrix.
I knew a guy who had just retired after a long, hard working, successful business life. Tough as nails physically and disciplined. Got a terrible case of shingles within a month. Lasted a few months of excruciating pain. Recovered, then a second outbreak worse than the first. His girlfriend found him dead. Deliberate overdose of opiod pain medication with a note saying he couldn't even think of a life with the prospect of regular outbreaks.
Also knew a 23 yo girl (my gf's younger sister) who died of cervical cancer. Only had sex once when she was 16. Always said she was a virgin so never had a pap smear. By the time she was symptomatic she was too far gone.
Serious consequences that vaccines could have prevented.
A Moral Cancer | The Honest Courtesan (maggiemcneill.com)
A Moral Cancer
March 6, 2011 by Maggie McNeill
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. – H.L. Mencken
Moralists are never afraid to pronounce that all manner of social ills and personal problems derive from sex (though many of them are magically rendered harmless through a spell cast by a priest after purchasing a sacred scroll from the Holy State). But there is another, much larger group we might call crypto-moralists; they avoid words like “sin” and eschew religious rhetoric, and may not recognize their own moralism even if confronted with it. Such people are always (perhaps unconsciously) looking for ways to prove that vices really are objectively “bad”; they delight in cirrhosis and emphysema, secretly love syphilis and AIDS and pore over each new “discovery” about the deleterious health effects of good-tasting foods with the same rapt attention as a normal person might read a letter from his accountant informing him that his taxes had decreased. And when they encounter some connection between an illness and a sexual activity they can’t resist slanting the story to blame the activity rather than the lack of prophylactic measures, which is rather like blaming a person’s choking on the type of food consumed rather than on his eating it too quickly.
These are the sorts of thoughts which passed unbidden through my mind when I recently read this article from USA Today which essentially claims that blow jobs cause cancer:
Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything at all to do with “virginity pledges” which increase the chance teens will engage in oral sex without looking for signs of STDs or using condoms because those topics aren’t covered in their “abstinence-only sex education”. And it certainly couldn’t be blamed on the fact that a vaccine for HPV has been out for years, but parents aren’t letting their daughters receive it because only “bad girls” need to prevent venereal diseases (which is also why the STD rate is five times as high among university students as among streetwalkers).
Why does every generation want to believe it invented sex? Anybody who thinks that oral sex was “obscure” to his parents and grandparents is living in a fantasy world. If your grandmother was upper-class and educated at a private all-girl school it was almost certainly obscure to her, but you can bet your grandfather knew about it. And if your grandmother was working class or middle class and/or attended public school, especially a coed public school, so did she. Suffering Sappho, some of my generation’s grandparents were in high school or university during the “Roaring Twenties”; if you believe they were less aware of oral sex than you are, you need to read more about that era.
But if the rate at which teenagers engage in it has really increased since 1992, doesn’t that mean something? Sure it does; good ol’ “abstinence only sex education” started in 1992 and really took off in 1996. But obviously preaching abstinence and denying information on birth control can’t possibly be the cause, so let’s blame…the internet! Yeah, that must be it! The internet causes oral sex, which causes cancer, therefore the internet causes cancer. Q.E.D.
Of course, the part about how even with the “uptick” this type of cancer is both rare and highly treatable, and especially the part about it being preventable, has to wait for the very end of the article. After all, we wouldn’t want to do anything that might interfere with our attempt to blame teen sex for a cancer epidemic that doesn’t actually exist.
A man who kept getting sick actually had throat cancer caused by HPV caught via oral sex. He refuses to feel ashamed.
People have judged Steve Bergman for his diagnosis, but he's happy to be known as the "pin-up boy of HPV."
Well you don't see much smallpox or polio around do you.
KInda like Thor vs Jebus. Jebus promised to bring a new world during the life time of his followers, Thor promised to get rid of the Frost Giants. You don't see any Frost Giants around do you.
Guess I’ll die doing what I love 
lol
all jokes aside- get tested regularly and get your gardasil vaccine. It’s not important till it is.
Stay kind and be safe, y’all!
lolall jokes aside- get tested regularly and get your gardasil vaccine. It’s not important till it is.
Stay kind and be safe, y’all!
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
How about the sextuple-jabbed?
While HPV does indeed cause cancers in both men and women, we can't just lock ourselves in our basements and lead a perfectly safe life. Some risk is worth it, for sure.
Having said this, getting an HPV vaccine when you are young gives you a much better chance of not contracting HPV (a lifetime virus), like so many of us did in the past.
The HPV vaccine has been around since the mid-1990s, so it has a very good track record.
Go ahead and lick that pussy, gentlemen! There's nothing else like it!
Having said this, getting an HPV vaccine when you are young gives you a much better chance of not contracting HPV (a lifetime virus), like so many of us did in the past.
The HPV vaccine has been around since the mid-1990s, so it has a very good track record.
Go ahead and lick that pussy, gentlemen! There's nothing else like it!
HPV isn’t actually for life. (HSV *herpes simplex virus* 1 & 2 -oral or genital herpes on the other hand is for life)
9/10 times HPV (human papilloma virus) it leaves your body within 2 years. I had it myself from 22-24. (Now 35) Ended up with a cancer scare myself because of it and getting biopsied every 6 months for two years. Got my vaccine and it did indeed leave my system after 2 and I’ve been safe from it since.
you have about 100 strains of HPV out there. 13 of which can turn cancerous. Gardasil protects against 9 which include 2 strains that cover 70% of cancerous strains of HPV.
Men rarely get symptoms and it rarely causes cancer in men compared to women yet 50% of sexually active men in the US will have it at some point in their lifetime. That’s why if you truly care for the women you interact with sexually- getting tested regularly and getting your gardasil vaccine is the kindest and most respectful thing you can do.
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This is one of the worst cancers to get. Even if you catch it early, curative surgery/radiation usually damages areas involved in speech or eating, some of the most important functions for a human.
Gardasil protects against most (though not all) of the strains. It has been around for a long time and is safe. If you're participating in DATY or BBBJ (or anything more unsafe) you should definitely get the vaccine.
Gardasil protects against most (though not all) of the strains. It has been around for a long time and is safe. If you're participating in DATY or BBBJ (or anything more unsafe) you should definitely get the vaccine.
A lot of life choices we make that surround our health and well-being are often a result of witnessing the people around us suffering from debilitating diseases and not wanting to have that happen to us
