Open Letter to Jesus

[Drunken Master]

Watch out for that dude Judas - he's sneaky.

stealing yyc's shtick is easier than I thought...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Amen to that.

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/judas/SPLASH.jpg

 

[mass123]

come back dude, we need you

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Meh. Merry Easter all.

*goes home*

 

[great bear]

All right you guys. Stop it! Don't rile Jesus. Don't ever think of crossing him!

 

[great bear]

Be very carefull about some of the things your saying about Jesus at Easter. I understand he has some serious hang ups regarding questions at this time of the year.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

You hit the nail right on the head

 

[Drunken Master]

You hit the nail right on the head

And both hands, and the feet....

Oh yes, straight to hell I go, high ho, high ho.

 

[bobistheowl]

There was a long lineup at the LCBO today. Apparently, the guy who changes water into wine has the weekend off.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Yes, he put on his special cleats and took a walk across the lake.

 

[chris123]

Jesus walks in to a Motel, throws a hammer and some nails on the counter and says " Can you put me up for the night?"

The sign at the top of the cross 'INRI'
'I'm Nailed Right In'

Time to watch 'Dogma' again.

 

[bobistheowl]

"Hello, may I speak to Jesus, please?".

"I'm sorry, he's dead right now, could you call back on Monday?".