One night in Sao Paulo - It can't get any better than this!

*si*

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I haven't posted a review in quite a while. I've been in the hobby for almost ten years and for the past few years I've stuck to my regulars. They few times I've strayed it's been to see very well-reviewed women, so there was never any need to chime in with a review of my own.

However, I have to share this one with you guys. I was in Sao Paulo last night - for one night only - and went to the famous Cafe Photo. I had heard a lot about this place, but assumed it was overblown. When I got there, I was immediately disappointed by the women. They weren't the Playboy bunnies I had been told about.. just your usual 7s and 8s that you would see at any bar on a bad night. But I figured I would have a drink and see what happened.

After about an hour, a solid 10 walked in and started mingling with some of the other girls. She was tall, blond with a stunning face and a perfect hourglass figure. I waited a few minutes and then went up to her. She was surprisingly warm and friendly and we began a great conversation (in English!). We chatted at the bar for about an hour, had a few drinks and then I asked her what it would take to get her back to my hotel. I was really surprised to hear her say $300 USD. Based on her looks (guys, she is easily the hottest woman I have ever spoken to let alone slept with!) I was bracing myself for a number twice that high.

We took her car back to my hotel. I was expecting things to go south as soon as we got out of the club, but to my amazement, things just kept getting better. She treated me like I was the love of her life the entire time. We held hands and exchanged kisses in the car. She held me tight while we waited for the valet to fill out the parking ticket. We made out in the elevator. When we got to the room, after a bit more making out, I jumped in the shower and came out to find her naked on my bed. Guys.. no exaggeration - this woman looked like the hottest model you've ever seen in a magazine - just perfect! I was in heaven. But it got better.

We fooled around like high school sweet hearts for about half an hour before things got X-rated. The sex itself was the best I've had. Multiple positions - sometimes hard, sometimes soft - always passionate. I was totally spent after round one, which lasted over an hour. I expected her to get up and leave, but instead she gave me a great massage for the next half hour, by which time I was more than ready for round two. Round two was even better. Different positions, more intense, and an even harder orgasm. I thought to myself - holy shit - this cannot get any better. I'm sure she's going to get up and go now. But she didn't! We snuggled and watched television for about another hour and then did it again!

By the time she left, she had spent almost four hours in my room. Four hours of the most earth-shattering sex with the hottest woman I've ever seen - for only $300 USD! Gents, it has finally happened: I have experienced the best there possibly can be. I honestly don't think I will ever, in another twenty years of hobbying, be able to match last night.

By the way, her name was Giovanna, in case any of you ever end up in Cafe Photo. You'll know her instantly - she is hard to miss.
 

grizzledvet

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It's now closed four days after *si* posted! Man, the power.........


Anyone been lately to Rio, going back and gonna be in Copa again soon.

Cheers



Sounds good. Any other experiences there?

Do they have a website? I read Cafe foto is now closed
 

*si*

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You guys have received bad intel. Cafe foto is still very much open. I heard that it was closed for a while but reopened a few months ago. That was my first time there.

A few days after this experience, I was in Rio and went to a spa ("Terma") called "L'Uomo". Holy shit guys... they make you change into a bath robe when you get in there and then you walk out into this room filled with hot scantily clad women. It was impossible not to get an instant boner, which was impossible to hide. I was there for about twenty minutes before a woman walked up to me at the bar, slipped her hand under my robe and started stroking my cock. We chatted for a while, but really, after that intro it wasn't hard for her to convince me to join her in one of the private rooms. I banged her for about half an hour in multiple positions - very enjoyable. She wasn't as hot as the woman I met at cafe foto, but it was still a great experience.

Brazil is where it is at. I used to think we had it really good in Toronto - we do - but I think Brazil takes the cake.
 

grizzledvet

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I'm in Rio now and have saeen some wide variety of pros at Balcony on the beach in Copa. Have just taken one back to the hotel but two nights in a row. Probably a mistake for some mongering reason but I don't care she was very cute and tight! Not the wildest experience but I think tomorrow I'll check out the Terma Luomo.

Some of the Terma girls end up going to Balcony or others like it after on their own. Quite the market!!! Amusing at times.

Hope I make it back?
 

grizzledvet

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Yes I guess I am lucky. Luomo was excellent, forget her name but had a great time. Went back to Balcony as it's close to hotel. Had one latch onto me but had no cash for another visitor. My mate ended up bringing another back after being at Luomo as well.

Cheers to all Terbites, specially those who miss Rio. Sip, not Skol but Itaipava pretty nice beer!!



Lucky bastard...

Have a Skol for us , eh.
 

gypsy

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$300? You think this is a good deal? Any girl in that place you can have for $100 or less. Remember where you are, it is a third world country. The average salary is less than $300 a month.
 

ExoticSpirit

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Yes I guess I am lucky. Luomo was excellent, forget her name but had a great time. Went back to Balcony as it's close to hotel. Had one latch onto me but had no cash for another visitor. My mate ended up bringing another back after being at Luomo as well.

Cheers to all Terbites, specially those who miss Rio. Sip, not Skol but Itaipava pretty nice beer!!
ANy problems with the area around Balcony in terms of safety?
 

cafezinho

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He's not bargaining for the sport of bargaining... for four hours he got to fuck the hottest woman he has ever seen in his life for an amount of money that is irrelevant to him.

THAT my gypsy friend is a GREAT deal in life!
ummm - that is not a great deal, that is being played for fresh off the plane - he's lucky the girl liked him/felt guilty about it and stayed for 4 hours (Si must have some mojo).
Bargaining is not a sport in Brazil, it is a way of life, and those that cannot perform the basics of life are generally thought less of.
$300 was her openning salvo in hopes of catching someone that doesn't know value - and it worked.
THAT, my friend is being foolish and creates problems for the expectations of her and all her friends when meeting guys that speak english.
It is very relevant to guys that spend considerably more time down there than 1 night.
Si - no disrespect, thanks for posting your experience.
 
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