Dear my favourite men in the world,
I am currently sitting here with the ugly, beetle face Kareena, and we are curious to know how high or how low you rate yourself as a fucker (in bed.)
Have you mastered the art of the Kama Sutra?
Would you fuck yourself?
Please take a short moment out of your day, to respond to our question.
Hugs and kisses,
Latika and Beetle Face.
Are you offerring a master class? Is there a waiting list?
I have not really worked at making it better - I just go for it - try to please the lady - make it last. But upon reflection, lovemaking is an art; an experience that is shared. LatikaDD, you have opened my mind and mine eyes...
From this day forth, I shall focus on the lovemaking form and all its' intricacies. My new mission in life...
The mastery of LOVEMAKING: My final frontier. These are the sexual exploits of IAG. My five-year mission: To explore strange new positions, to seek out new sexual techniques and new methodologies, to boldly go where no man has gone before me...(cue the inspirational music).
Time to face the music...
stamina (maintaining erection) 9/10 - I can stay erect for over an hour!
cardio 2/10
length (of session) 5/10
girth 10/10 - maybe a little too much girth? YMMV!
technique 2/10 - need to be more creative?
rhythmn 4/10 - limited by stamina and cardio!
sense of adventure 1/10 - you want me to do
what?
msog? definitely YMMV!
reviews? nothing to write home about ...
LatikaDD, I am your student of love...mould me...