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OMG, is Jersey making a come back?

dj1470

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Amazing if she's back.
Probably won't be for long so get on while the gettin's good.
 

STASH

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Alive and well and returning to SW Ontario in the next few weeks... who should I see first? :thumb:
Not sure, but who ever it is will need to will need have a cast iron cunt. After the amount of time you've been away and the level of horniness you are experiencing. Whatever pussy is first needs to be made of carbon fiber and titanium to survive the fucking it's going to get. Maybe sedate the poor girl first before you attack! Maybe bring her a helmet too.
Book under the name Father or Rabbi or Principal Smith so she won't be for warned it's you and your under exercised pecker.
I'll listen for the sonic boom and know your back then.

Girl anyone wanna take on Calloway after his time spent at the Monastery?
 

STASH

Senior Member
I can't believe you said the "C" word. You're bad. :biggrin1:
I know....racy bastard that I am. I've known a few ladies that liked that word at just the right moment. They even belted it out themselves.
Such as;
1 Stick that in my kunt....NOW
2 Lick my Kunt.....HURRY
3 Fuck my Kunt....HARDER
4 My Kunt is sore now....go home

You see, not really my fault. I have been taught by wicked ladies.

Come on Girls...is this really a bad word?
 
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