OMFG some sick men out there *you know who you are*lol

[fantasiafan]

Some filthy, nasty, dirty guy pmmed me asking for sexual favors. he told me he wanted to get in to my eggs with his porker. get me on my knees to polish the floor giving me an extra push every now and then, while he throws balls at my kitty & trys to smother me with his pillow.


My Reply was:

sure i'll be over in 5 mins


i know he will post in this thread so maybe you can guess who he is

Hey you promised you werent gonna say anything!

 

[The Lurker]

First of all, Alexis is mine...so sorry FF.

Second, the quality of service dictates where you should open up shop, and I just don't think you are ready to make a move to Loblaws yet, Greenii. However if you must you'll have to pay me rent because I still have a lease for that lot. Or you could let me pimp you out. I hear Lancslad is in for some fresh meat.

Third, Lurker stop downloading porn.

Lol Porn makes the world go 'round! Your the only provider were B&S is a good thing!!! Hahahaha

Just 'cause Load Master of the Forces Say "Go ugly, go early", don't make it true.

 

[Svend]

Please show respect for PHNINE, I knew he's at the bottom end of service providers but he's honest and tries hard to please.

 

[PHNINE]

"Oh no the dog gone girl is mine......after loving me she said she could never love another"

And for your information PHININE, it was sexy ALEXIS who asked to join the FAN club.....like all the ladies eventually do......

"She Told Me That I'm Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember?"

You are not the only one with a PHan club

And thanks for the support Svend not everyone can understand the methods to my madness.

 

[The Lurker]

And thanks for the support Svend not everyone can understand the methods to my madness.

You mean the madness of your methods!

Don't worry I'm just jealous... Poon on Easy Rider! lol

 

[luv4lust]

Hey you promised you werent gonna say anything!

i knew there was more than one of ya out there

 

[luv4lust]

Please show respect for PHNINE, I knew he's at the bottom end of service providers but he's honest and tries hard to please.

SHILL

 

[The Lurker]

I like Sobey's 24 hrs service and they deliver. What more can a girl ask for!

Hmmm Scotch and SOD deliveries???