OK Google...

[nobodyhome]

Felt like having a decent hamburger just now so I asked my smartphone.

"OK Google where can I get a hamburger around here?" and Google gave me a bunch of burger joints within 6 km of my apartment.

So naturally I got curious.

"OK Google where can I get my dick sucked around here?"

The first result was not near me (in time or space) but an entertaining read nonetheless.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/42452492.html

 

[shakenbake]

Good for a laugh, I guess.

 

[scdave2003]

That's why I scrub well before going out and try to freshen up in her bathroom before going down and expecting the same in return.