Oil solution

stang

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Why don't we just directioally drill deep and suck the oil out from under those arabs?
 
I'm already doing that. I have a mini refinery in my basement. Works like a charm. They aren't on to me yet.
 
stang said:
Why don't we just directioally drill deep and suck the oil out from under those arabs?


If it was poss. I am sure we would have by now :D
 
Questor said:
I'm already doing that. I have a mini refinery in my basement. Works like a charm. They aren't on to me yet.

cool! can we trade info. I have a mini nuclear reactor I made from basla wood that I use to heat my house.
 
Figures...

tersey said:
I thought we had enough oil in Canada for our own use but some of it must be exported because of trade agreements.


we get ourselves into trade agreements, that in the end fuck us over...and for some reason, we feel like we have to follow these agreements, when so many other countries in the world..including the ol USA only follow when it's convenient for them...

We need to tell the rest of the world to fuck off and be like Venezuela....sell cheap oil to it's citizens...


N2G
 
data1960 said:
Good idea! ;-)

We can use the soon to be available Oshawa labour pool to man the rigs. Your idea will save the costs of shipping, no chance of a spill and no need for ships, pipelines or trucks (we save some oil!). Brilliant stang!

we can save more if we hire afghani soccer ball stitchers instead.
 
stang said:
Why don't we just directioally drill deep and suck the oil out from under those arabs?

.... then we drink their MILKSHAKE!
 
stang said:
Why don't we just directioally drill deep and suck the oil out from under those arabs?

we don't we just directionally drill deep and let our neighbourhood sluts suck us off from our own bedroom? (they wouldn't even have to leave their house...)
 
Hey, why not! It worked for Monty Burns in Springfield, so I can't see why it wouldn't here. I'm sure he'd be willing to sublease his equipment (not everyone uses Acme) for the right price. Just call Smithers and set up an appointment!
 
MichaelZzzz said:
Because all the Acme Slant Drilling Equipment is on a long term lease to Wylie Coyote, he is setting a trap for the Roadrunner.
ROFL Nice one. But I saw Elmer Fudd with a rig the other day. He had it going full tilt and was muttering something about "Cwazy Wabbit."

From time to time, some posters like to discuss conspiracy theories. This could be a conspiracy between RR and EF. But really I just want this thread to show up for someone who is looking for information on 9-11 or JFK assassination and does a search on conspiracy theory. They probably need a little bit of humour in their life.
 
They will give us all the oil we want for free once my Western Nations Food and Water cartel is in place. Unless those farkers want to drink their freaken oil and eat sand they will have to co operate.


Of course we can always nuke the bastards anyway.:D




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LancsLad said:
They will give us all the oil we want for free once my Western Nations Food and Water cartel is in place. Unless those farkers want to drink their freaken oil and eat sand they will have to co operate.


Of course we can always nuke the bastards anyway.




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best damn idea I've heard yet, start selling bottled water @ $150/barrel.:D

who do I vote for to make this happen?
 
Directional drilling was what the Kuwaiti´s were doing to Iraq before Saddam started the invasion, or so he claimed.
 
I tried that............

.................I hit a noodle shop in China and got a Won Ton soup gussher.:eek:
 
Or maybe we just spend the money on the war in Iraq into cold fusion research and then the Arabs can go fuck themselves and their oil.

Also the Arabs can't fund terrorism if they can't sell their oil. They go back to the stone age where they belong, solves the environmental issues of burning fossil fuels and the war on terror would be over and nobody need die.
 
although it doesn't really matter to this fucked up thread, so here's some more fucked up info...

All oil produced in Canada is exported. Canadians can not buy Canadian oil, only Canadian oil investments, futures, etc. What are we, Africans?
 
antaeus said:
although it doesn't really matter to this fucked up thread, so here's some more fucked up info...

All oil produced in Canada is exported. Canadians can not buy Canadian oil, only Canadian oil investments, futures, etc. What are we, Africans?
Not according to Stats Canada http://www.statcan.ca/Daily/English/060911/d060911b.htm
 
antaeus said:
All oil produced in Canada is exported. Canadians can not buy Canadian oil, only Canadian oil investments, futures, etc. What are we, Africans?

Pass me some of that shit you're smokin eh buddy?