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excorrigere

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Alright...in all honesty, I'm above average but I do not consider myself to be hung like a horse. You could say somewhere in the middle LOL. Jokes aside though, do any of you find it a turn off when you're with an SP and she says things like 'Oh my God you are a handful!' or 'Wow, you're so big' etc.,. Let me see if I get this straight, an SP on average gets laid daily, at least 2-3 times. Now with that much action, she's finds your lite version to be...too loaded with features for her 'tight, virginal, pure, hardly used, new pussy'? I know I am exaggerating a tad bit here, but I find it quite the turn off, because, I don't buy it really when they throw such lines at me, I know that even though I am quite a bit above average, she can very well fit it in there, considering it's been used quite a bit already that day. For the record, even if you know you're small and they say that, you must get really pissed. What do they think? We're complete idiots? I don't think any of us are idiots really, I mean, we are hobbyists in one of the more expensive hobbies out there, which means we've made our own coin and to do that, we have to have the smarts right? Yet they in a manner of speaking they think we'd buy lines like that and feel great about ourselves. 'I know I'm great baby, you don't have to tell me, and I'm not here for a review of my assets but rather a review of yours!' Those of us who are well endowed...we know we're big...we don't need to really hear it all the time...if you need that reassurance and want the truth, take her doggy and get right into it, if she asks you to go slowly and using her hands controls your depth against your legs, you're fairly large. It's lame to need reassurance though I think, if you're big, you're big, if you're small, you're small...according to a LOT of people out there, size doesn't matter, but fact of the matter, people with bigger dicks get more action, more mileage and more fun! I feel I'm off on a tangent now...but yeah, like I was saying, does anyone find it a turn off that they use these 'lines' on us...thinking we're complete idiots and we need the resassurance...we got eyes and we already know!
Peace
 

Goober Mcfly

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Oh dear. :(

It's part of the fantasy, I believe. The SP wants you to think that you are An Adonis™ who is the only one who is able to Rock-Her-World™, and by telling you your cock is one of the nicest/biggest/least-puss-infested she's ever seen, she's stroking your ego, and that's (part of) what we pay for.
 

excorrigere

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Riiiiight...

LOL...Goober...For ego to be stroked...they have to believe and buy that...literally and metaphorically!
 

Goober Mcfly

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excorrigere said:
LOL...Goober...For ego to be stroked...they have to believe and buy that...literally and metaphorically!
*shrugs*

Some of us are gullible.
 

excorrigere

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Who is...

Gullible? Goober, are you gullible? I know a few out here are complete dolts, but they're usually students with a bit of extra $$ left over from OSAP, who are in this profession coz now they're addicted and are permanently broke, starving and definitely not getting drunk tonight. Don't let it get to all your heads...but I don't think all of you are gullible, heck I come here to read the news in the lounge daily coz it's such an informative and entertaining read! 90% I think of those who do post regularly on Terb are rather intelligent and sharp.
Peace
 

excorrigere

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ROTFLMAO! Point Goober!
 

The Doctor

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Gullible is believing that Goober, Cardinal Fang, Sheik and Fred are all seperate people, and not some 14 year old computer gheek yanking all our collective chains. :rolleyes:
 

JeremytheWicked

That Puppet Bear Gone Bad
I understand where you are coming from excorrigere, but I dont entirely agree.

Although we ALL want have big units and be huge studs in the sack, we all arent. If we are small, we know it. If we are poor lovers, we know that too.

An SP is there to provide a multi-faceted service to us, which includes making us feel like the best she has ever been with and that we are a gift sent to her from above.

Personally, I like that! :D

On that note, however, when the service is done poorly, I would agree that it acts conversely to what their intentions are.
An unbelievable line or poor performance of an explosive orgasm doesnt excite me or get me off, but turns me off and deflates me to the point where my experience would be deemed bad.
My best experiences were the ones where I honestly believed she had a great time with me, and found me attractive, and thought my body and my methods to be a turn-on.
Those SP's I will repeat with easily, but the ones who acted poorly or even truely did not enjoy our time together (as if!) wont see me again.

Their loss!
 

tboy

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Actually Jeremy, most guys who are poor lovers actually think THEY are the best lovers....but that aside, if the claims by the sp aren't that exaggerated I do appreciate them. Though those over the top, porn star screams of pure ecxtasy are a turn off, damn I'm not THAT good lol.

it is a boost to the old ego when you take off your pants for the first time in front of a lady and she says "oh my...." lol (BTW this wasn't an sp, she said her ex bf was about half my size! LOL poor sod!)

Actually the best compliment I ever received from an sp wasn't verbal, it was the huge wet spot on my sheets and the apology that went with it....
 

great bear

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Obviously the girl you were with had very small tiny hands. A dwarf Asian girl perhaps?
 

excorrigere

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Soooo...

The obsession some guys have with petite women lies in the fact that they have small ding dongs and hence want petite to put things in perspective? LOL...Hey...whatever does it for em right? That's just an assumption, of course some of you have big ding dongs and love petite women...but I ask you...why? Don't say tightness coz...really...the tightest I've felt was from a voluptious woman, and some of the loosest I've felt was from skinny petite types...so just coz the cover is small doesn't mean the contents aren't big!
 
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