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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

By MATTHEW STABLEY

Updated 7:49 AM EDT, Wed, Mar 11, 2009

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A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool.

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.

Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .
 
Ashton,
That is nasty.
It is amazing what people will insert and play with their bodies!
It makes you wonder why people don't take 5 seconds and think "is this a good idea?"
 
Well apparently it isn't clear yet whether is was consensual or not... I'm very likely going to have nightmares now :eek:
 
One of these toys was supposed to be the door prize for the upcoming Terb Party on St. Patricks Day.

Rather appropriate it would be a "door prize". :p
 
I wonder if the injury is friction related? every time I use mine (for the reason the tool was invented not the sex option) the blade gets really hot.

Hi honey I'm home!

look what I got. a didlo, my sawzall and a 45 gallon drum of KY jelly.

It never ceases to amaze me what people are willing o do.
 
I've inserted and had some really fun stuff inserted in me in my civi life, but sweet Jesus Christ what's the mathematical probability of finding two consenting adults who think that's a good idea.
 
Okay great, now Black and Decker has some new ideas in their R & D department. "All in one tool....For all the Holes in your House"*.

*patent pending by me.


Seriously, a powered screwdriver, powered hammer, or powered drill could've did the job...but WTF, a POWERED SAW?????!!! What are they trying to achieve? A world record orgasm????
 
A drill or a piston I can imagine, but a saw??? I'm having trouble visualizing this one... Anyone care to explain how it would work?

Ashton: nice to know there are some things out there that are too extreme even for you, baby ;)
 
Inferno said:
A drill or a piston I can imagine, but a saw??? I'm having trouble visualizing this one... Anyone care to explain how it would work?

Ashton: nice to know there are some things out there that are too extreme even for you, baby

Haha yes I tend to draw the line around automated cutting tools anywhere near the vicinity of my goods ;).
 
inferno

a sabre saw is better known as a sawzall. the blade operation is much the same as a jig saw, only an industrial sized jig saw that you hold like a chain saw.the bladed goes in and out rapidly from the saw. the blades move back and forth about 4 or 5 inches and is used to cut almost any thing. It really is a cool piece of equipment. sex toy it is not....