Oh cool! I'm blue!

[Esco!]

Hey Goober, whats Swedish for Fark Off????

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Trying to figure out where the "line is" when it comes to Goober's Mom jokes is like trying to shoot Sheik in a crowded room. Both are constantly moving targets.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey Goober, whats Swedish for Fark Off????

How's this?

FÄRKYØU

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Hey Goober, whats Swedish for Fark Off????

What am I, your CLOWN? Am I here to AMUSE you?

 

[Esco!]

What am I, your CLOWN? Am I here to AMUSE you?

No, clowns are intentionally funny

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Trying to figure out where the "line is" when it comes to Goober's Mom jokes is like trying to shoot Sheik in a crowded room. Both are constantly moving targets.

Plus there's the moaning and the constant going-down-on-the-knees...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Plus there's the moaning and the constant going-down-on-the-knees...

Yeah, I have no idea what I was talking about either....

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Plus there's the moaning and the constant going-down-on-the-knees...

But enough about Fang's sister....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Rimshot*

Asshat

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*awards MuffinMuncher five points*

 

[Von Wigglestaff]

Did anyone see Abe Vigoda model P Diddy's clothing line on Conan O'Brien?

 

[MuffinMuncher]

*Rimshot*

Asshat

*sniff* Thanks, I always wanted to finally be accepted by the cool people here on TERB.

But I'll settle for you guys.

btw, bring the IKEA surveillance tape, John said he would play it on the big screen at Midway tomorrow night.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

btw, bring the IKEA surveillance tape, John said he would play it on the big screen at Midway tomorrow night.

I do some creative things with the allan wrench....

 

[t8rs]

I do some creative things with the allan wrench....

...aaand we've come full-circle with the rectum-stretching.

 

[pool]

eat shit

TERB moderation will not appease advertisers.


PS Bring the scissors to the next party and it's yours.

 

[Anais North]

I'm so very late and behind in this thread, but is it puerile of me to still be laughing at ¨uber gay. I'm a sucker for umlauts.

PS. If only I could learn how to code on this farking board.

 

[Drunken Master]

I'm a sucker for umlauts.

DM puts a tiny Micky Mouse hat on his thingy

 

[xarir]

I think newbie contributors to TERB (such as uber gay) should be made flaming pink before they can graduate to the cool blue colour.

 

[Fred Zed]

Neat! Thanks Fred.

Now, as an "advertiser" I demand that you:

1. Ban Cardinal Fang
2. Change The Doctor's username to "The Dicker"
3. Walk around pantsless on alternate days
4. Enable avatars on the board and vbcode in Private Messages
5. Meet me at IKEA for a nice dinner of swedish meatballs
6. De-mod Sheik
7. Delete every occurance of the word "review" on the board, and replace it with the word "winky"
8. Send me a lock of poolie's hair
9. Delete that review. No, not the good one, the bad one!
10. Give my mother a directory ad

I'll be in touch about fulfilling your request for a freebie. I'm commencing my rectum-stretching exercises this weekend. Now CATER TO ME, BEEYOTCH!!!!

Which agency are you from Goober ? I think you should start off by shilling your mom and we'll see about the rest of your demands.

 

[hornyharry]

So I am sitting at my desk reading this thread laughing my ass off. Tears streaming down my face causing blurred vision and shortness of breath. Suddenly I laugh so hard that my dentures pop out of my mouth hitting the floor. I reach down to get them cracking my head on the desk on my way up. I drop my dentures, my glasses hit the floor, head spinning, unable to focus. End up stepping on my glasses and destroying my dentures.

My question is...can I claim compensation since I was at work?? Can I get them to replace my glasses and dentures?? Should I get coloured stiches to go with my pink pull over?? At this point I am gumming my out of focus food trying to claim damages caused by you farking people.