Oh cool! I'm blue!

[Goober Mcfly]

Neat! Thanks Fred.

Now, as an "advertiser" I demand that you:

1. Ban Cardinal Fang
2. Change The Doctor's username to "The Dicker"
3. Walk around pantsless on alternate days
4. Enable avatars on the board and vbcode in Private Messages
5. Meet me at IKEA for a nice dinner of swedish meatballs
6. De-mod Sheik
7. Delete every occurance of the word "review" on the board, and replace it with the word "winky"
8. Send me a lock of poolie's hair
9. Delete that review. No, not the good one, the bad one!
10. Give my mother a directory ad

I'll be in touch about fulfilling your request for a freebie. I'm commencing my rectum-stretching exercises this weekend. Now CATER TO ME, BEEYOTCH!!!!

 

[t8rs]

I'll be in touch about fulfilling your request for a freebie. I'm commencing my rectum-stretching exercises this weekend. Now CATER TO ME, BEEYOTCH!!!!

Has anyone else noticed that "Goober" in Pig Latin is "Oober-gay"?
As in über gay... makes perfect sense now (not that there's anything wrong with that, but in this case how about we make an exception?).

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Ban t8rs too.

Thanks.

 

[t8rs]

Ban me???

I figure I'd get honourary blue status for that remark.

 

[plyrs99]

ewww...

rectum stretching exercises? hmmm, that could be construed to mean you are well on your way to becoming one big arse-hole.

Plyrs99

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Actually Fred fined Goober for swearing so much.

You see Fred and the moderators got fed up getting pm's from people complaining that Goober's pm box was full, so we took the fine and applied it towards a "contributor" status which enlarged his pm box.

That's a fucking lie.

 

[elmo]

Actually Fred fined Goober for swearing so much.

You see Fred and the moderators got fed up getting pm's from people complaining that Goober's pm box was full, so we took the fine and applied it towards a "contributor" status which enlarged his pm box.

Goober has an enlarged pm box? Well that explains a LOT...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Hey elmo, can you PM me? Thanks.

 

[elmo]

Hey elmo, can you PM me? Thanks.

Sure, clear your enlarged box big boy...

 

[anon1]

So we've lost Funny Goober and got Bitter Goober instead.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Sure, clear your enlarged box big boy...

It's clear! PM away!

 

[great bear]

Goober's Blue

Gee the header on this thread is Goober's Blue. That is probably the first time he Blue in the last six months.

 

[elmo]

Gee the header on this thread is Goober's Blue. That is probably the first time he Blue in the last six months.

Other than his balls you mean

 

[Cardinal Fang]

10. Give my mother a directory ad

By all accounts your mother would be more comfortable being in her own forum.




































Something along the lines the size of the Collesium.

 

[elmo]

Something along the lines the size of the Collesium.

Why does she have an enlarged box too?

 

[great bear]

Other than his balls you mean

Either Goober misses Kathleen a great deal or he is into body art.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Why does she have an enlarged box too?

No, but it is rock-hard and fairly dirty. And there's blood in the middle of it.






Too far?

 

[elmo]

Too far?

Pretty much ya

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ya.....a little.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Pretty much ya

Okay, thanks.