kevdidit said:
The Toronto Maple Leafs had once again eliminated the Ottawa Senators in the finals. Afterwards, Mats Sundin was bugging Daniel Alfredsson while on a bus ride they were taking for Team Sweden. Suddenly the bus goes out of control and goes off the side of a cliff. Daniel Alfredsson realizes he's at the Pearly Gates and he's being greated by God himself. God gives Alfredsson a personal tour of heaven and explains to him how space is at a premium and shows him his new house. The house is pretty small but it's covered with Ottawa Senator logos. Alfredsson is pretty content with his new house until he looks over and sees a HUGE house next door with Toronto Maple Leaf logos all over it. Alfredsson asks why Mats Sundin gets a house that's so much bigger.
God says, "That ain't Sundin's house... that's MY house!"
Nice try at being funny, but you should try harder next time.
If God was a Leaf fan, don't you think they would have made it to at least one Stanley Cup final since 1967? Since their last Cup, there was the great expansion of 1967 and numerous others since then. Today's league has 30 teams and not 6, and since God is all powerful and all knowing he could have done something about it but he hasn't.
Personally, I think God hates the Leafs.
Ciao,
VT
