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Off my chest thoughts idea on how to use insurance or benefits

chardacerjade

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I have $2000 a year in work insurance benefits for massages. I normally don't get massages and it goes to waste. I know this is a joke idea but I wish it was possible to do this. I know some sp has a license or are registered for RMT. I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.

I can get some sp sessions covered lol. Off my chest thoughts. It would be fraud and would risk their license. I guess It could also apply to therapist coverage. But wishful thinking. Also I don't advise actually doing it. Lol. I only flirted with the idea of letting someone else take my place in a normal real massage places so the benefit doesn't go to waste. But I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.
 
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I have $2000 a year in work insurance benefits for massages. I normally don't get massages and it goes to waste. I know this is a joke idea but I wish it was possible to do this. I know some sp has a license or are registered for RMT. I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.

I can get some sp sessions covered lol. Off my chest thoughts. It would be fraud and would risk their license. I guess It could also apply to therapist coverage. But wishful thinking. Also I don't advise actually doing it. Lol. I only flirted with the idea of letting someone else take my place in a normal real massage places so the benefit doesn't go to waste. But I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.
Business expense!
 

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@chardacerjade $2,000.00 CDN? repeat : $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? !!!!

I only get $ 500, I am getting ripped off.

Why do 8 / 10 men think like this in this Era?
I am going to assume you have a business job making over 99k/ year.

You can do it in Hong Kong.
 
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Robert Mugabe

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I have $2000 a year in work insurance benefits for massages. I normally don't get massages and it goes to waste. I know this is a joke idea but I wish it was possible to do this. I know some sp has a license or are registered for RMT. I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.

I can get some sp sessions covered lol. Off my chest thoughts. It would be fraud and would risk their license. I guess It could also apply to therapist coverage. But wishful thinking. Also I don't advise actually doing it. Lol. I only flirted with the idea of letting someone else take my place in a normal real massage places so the benefit doesn't go to waste. But I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.
Off my chest thoughts idea on how to use insurance or benefits


Feel better?
 

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LTO_3

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Exceptional insurance coverage for RMT benefits. If you have a wife/SO let her use the coverage. If not, then don't worry about it.
And yes insurance companies know who's legit in the massage business because if you submit online they ask for the RMTs license number as well as address etc and do they same if submitted by mail.

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massman

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I have $2000 a year in work insurance benefits for massages. I normally don't get massages and it goes to waste. I know this is a joke idea but I wish it was possible to do this. I know some sp has a license or are registered for RMT. I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.

I can get some sp sessions covered lol. Off my chest thoughts. It would be fraud and would risk their license. I guess It could also apply to therapist coverage. But wishful thinking. Also I don't advise actually doing it. Lol. I only flirted with the idea of letting someone else take my place in a normal real massage places so the benefit doesn't go to waste. But I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.
Use your health benefits for your health. Just because your benefits include “up to” a certain amount, doesn’t mean you have the right to spend that unless you need it for legit health reasons. It’s not going to waste if you don’t use it if you don’t have a legit health reason for those services.

Get your rocks off on your own dime, otherwise it’s insurance fraud and drives up cost of benefits for everyone else.
 

Oliverleo

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I have $2000 a year in work insurance benefits for massages. I normally don't get massages and it goes to waste. I know this is a joke idea but I wish it was possible to do this. I know some sp has a license or are registered for RMT. I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.

I can get some sp sessions covered lol. Off my chest thoughts. It would be fraud and would risk their license. I guess It could also apply to therapist coverage. But wishful thinking. Also I don't advise actually doing it. Lol. I only flirted with the idea of letting someone else take my place in a normal real massage places so the benefit doesn't go to waste. But I wish we could book an escort and they give us a receipt and pretend we got a massage 😉.
Haha, I get where you're coming from! It's always a bit frustrating when those benefits go unused. But yeah, probably best to keep things above board losing a license would be a high price to pay. Maybe just treat yourself to a few real massages and get the relaxation benefits, too! Who knows, you might even end up enjoying it.
 
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@chardacerjade $2,000.00 CDN? repeat : $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? $2,000.00 CDN? !!!!

I only get $ 500, I am getting ripped off.

Why do 8 / 10 men think like this in this Era?
I am going to assume you have a business job making over 99k/ year.

You can do it in Hong Kong.
I believe it's upto 2000 CAD
 
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Indiana

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If you book something on New Years Eve you could potentially have $4,000 to spend 😏
 

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A long time ago my Chiropractor lived next door to me by accident.
He did an adjustment on me on Boxing day, he need the money and I the adjustment.

Insurance called me and I verified he did the adjustment and he lives next door to me. They were in shock.
 
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