Discreet Dolls

Not the Barbie this Ken was looking for!

almontejoe

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I had to post this one, it was going through my head during the event if that's any indication of where this is heading.

To start the hotel wasn't great. Stardust on Carling. Room could have been fine, some candles, a little music, something with the lights...... it could have been nice

As it was it looked like a lot of suitcases had puked, both beds were a mess, and there were food items, like Oyster sauce, and seasonings all over the night stand in the room. There was also an aroma. Not bad, couldn't quite place it, but somewhat out of place. Like smelling your grandmothers ointment or something.

Barbie could be the girl in the pics, minus the makeup, nice clothes, and anything that might make her look nineteen. I would guess closer to 30. Still not ugly, and tiny, thin body, okay smallish breasts. So little head won out and I decide to stick it out and pay the lady.

Barely on the bed and I heard the wrapper being opened. I knew it was all safe play but little did I realize..... On goes the latex and the lad has barely woken up from the car ride. She starts trying to lick it through the rolled up rubber. No handshake or juggling act with the boys, straight to trying to poke her tongue through a balloon to lick a lollipop.

Needless to say it took some imagination on my part to get things rolling. And when you have to imagine other SP's while you are with one, it's not a good thing.

Anyway, I get enough of a rise out of junior for her to get a grip on it, maybe 5 minutes has gone by, and out comes the ky. Lots applied and a sort of thumb wrestling finger puzzle begins. I finally feel like maybe I've gained some ground and am winning a bit so I ask for some more oral now that the balloon is fitting the way its supposed to and she says sorry. I don't like the taste of this lube........

Back to more thumb wrestling and finally I say maybe you can go for a ride. She says nope, and flops on her back.... So much for spinner!

My first view of the clam and it is bearded. Like Grizzly Adams or maybe Kenny Rogers sorta beard. Whatever, she grabs ahold of the baton like she is the anchor in the olympic 4 x 400 and splits that thing, I assume near the middle. I think she is just guiding the missile for the approach but she never lets go. She sorta does a split fingered fastball sorta thing with a couple of fingers on the bat and another pair around the balls and holds on.

Stays like that through the whole ordeal, through 3 different positions. Off putting is too mild of an expression.

I finally figure out she is trying to keep two fingers around the base so the condom doesn't' slip down.

Now I am wondering if there is something about her that I should be worried about because I have had some very attentive SP's take a long hard look at that part of my anatomy and never had any of them cringe or shy away.

A little frustration sets in and I decide to pepper away to try and end this and she starts whimpering a little. I think maybe I am cramping her fingers that are still jammed between us like a witches claw.

Drawing on some spank bank images of Kate, Jenna, Jess and some of the other ladies I would rather be seeing right at this moment I do manage to complete the mission. 15 minutes still left of the half hour.

She points me to bathroom which is missing every towel and face cloth, so I use TP to clean up junior and come back into the room to find her fully dressed, on her phone, stirring something in a slow cooker I hadn't seen before..... Chicken, the fucking smell was boiling chicken!

Rather than press for some sort of massage or whatever, I cut my losses and head for the door.

Needless to say, unless you are looking for the sort of service GI's may have experienced in wartime Tokyo, for a definitely not worth it $120 dollars a HH, avoid.

N.B.

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ClooneyII

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Almontejoe, I just want to say you are one hell of a writer and I appreciate your wicked sense of humor throughout what was obviously a terrible experience. Seriously, you could make some good money with your work processor! Thanks for sharing this strange odyssey.
 

iloveheels2014

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Almontejoe excellent write-u and very entertaining. I was actually thinking of checking out Barbie knowing the experience would probably be so so .... I am going to pass now - Thanks.
 

ogoargn

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Jesus this is an excellent description
Sorry for your bad encounter
Thanks for the review
Lol
 

barakin

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Thanks . . . almontejoe. I was burned similarly a few weeks ago. Thanks for saving me from another depressing ending.
 
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OnTheWayOut

Awesome read Joe, sorry you had to endure that but it seems to have inspired your creativity.

Oddly enough I have been tracking this ad for months now, watching her head across the province hoping she would come our way. She originally got rave reviews in Kitchener but then things went south. I suspect the same ad is used for several women, so you may or may not get the one who fucks like a minx. Evidently you drew short straw and that's too bad. We can only imagine what kind of story you could tell if she was a gem! Too bad she didn't invite you for chicken, that may have been the highlight of your visit.
 
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GlavaMan

The Stardust was a major red flag. I have never heard of a provider using that place.
 
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