Wellll... no but we MAY collectively be 200,000 years old! But those that have GOOD HYGIENE get treated as though we are younger.
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NOT GETTING IT!
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I disagree. Having some dirty arse customer with your SP prior to your visit could have a direct an impact on the enjoyment of your session. Yes, yes not all the DOBs are here on TERB but a few do join from time to time (some
I would say most of us are not assuming that, but given that the issue is basic hygiene, and there has been push back by some members who seemed offended that the issue was even raised, lets not assume anything.
Thought this comment was especially funny. If you think the majority of Terb hobbyists have such a strong reputation and respect for providers you might be shocked to hear how many providers have complained about “hobbyists”, “review board guys”, and “review board culture”. According to many of them and based on what I’ve seen widely discussed on Twitter…. We are not the preferred clients or the crème de la crème so to speak. In some cases we’ve had to prove ourselves otherwise.
And based on a lot of the shit posts I’ve seen going around on here at times, I’d have to agree with the ladies on this one.
Being respectful and a decent person is a reward in itself. You can go to bed, and in many years your grave knowing you treated other people well. 
I always ask to shower before each session for all the reasons already mentioned. On two occasions, each with very popular, well reviewed SPs, I felt a bit uneasy from the start. There was no body wash and/or towels available. That had me wondering if the SP had been showering between clients, or if they had asked their clients to shower before the sessions. I suggest clarifying with the SP beforehand, and come prepared with your own travel toiletries if possible.
Well gentlemen I’m not sure how many of you need to hear this but according to most of my lady friends who’ve encouraged me to make this post there must be a lot of you out there that need to hear this. So I have been persuaded to come out with this service announcement on the ladies behalf because apparently a lot of you aren’t “GETTING IT” and by not getting it I mean you are not receiving the services you were promised or expecting in session, then going onto complaining about it and blaming the providers for your bad experience when it was most likely brought on by your own accord.
I’m not here to tell you that every session you have with a MA or SW is going to go as you had hoped with 5star service and 10s across the board, but what I can tell you with a little bit of effort your chances of achieving your expectations in session will greatly increase and it’s actually a very simple concept that has afforded me so many great visits with some amazing gorgeous women. So what’s my secret…well I can tell you it’s NOT being rich or owning an expensive car, or having a high paying job with a title because I’m an average guy with a blue collar job. It’s NOT for being a tall, young, fit guy with amazing hair because I’m a middle aged, average hight bald guy with a dad bod. It’s not even because I’m a great kisser, with an optimum sizedand I’m good with my hands …so I’ve been told
No it’s one thing …one word in fact and I hear this all the time “ I wish more clients were like you” How so you ask… well it’s because of my impeccable HYGIENE and for those of you who don’t know what that word mean, because apparently a lot of you don’t it’s called cleanliness.
STOP showing up unshowered smelling of BO , unshaven, with dirty hair, dirty hands and in dirty clothes, with breath that would gag a maggot to then expect these lovely ladies to jump all over you and fulfill all your fantasies and desire.
I get it some of you maybe schedule a visit after you get off work and some of us have very dirty jobs myself including, so if you can’t show up clean take the dam shower they offer you, use the soap, scrub yourself clean, use the mouth wash and stop complaining about the time you are losing off your session by talking a shower because I guarantee you your session will be much more enjoyable and fulfilling if you are clean and you smell clean.
Notice I said SMELL CLEAN, that doesn’t mean being doused in cologne or axe body spray either.
The shower would be the bare minimum to improve your experience. Advance manscaping such as clean shaven, face and back hair or at the very least neatly trimmed body hair and beards will be even more appreciated . I’m not saying you have to be as smooth as a Ken Doll but I am saying don’t go in looking and smelling like a Sasquatch. Buy yourself a trimmer, set it on 2 or 3 and clean that shit up…you can thank me later.
So all I’m say at the end of the day have a little bit of pride and put a little effort into yourself as I’m sure you have high expectations and standards on how the provider should look and take care of herself, so why should you get a pass on your bad hygiene. For the most part theses ladies are much more accommodating and way less judgemental than most of us. They accept to see men of all ages, body types, ethnicities, hight, weight etc. So be polite, treat them respectful and I guarantee you will have more amazing visit ending with them telling you they hope to see you again soon!
Now get out there, play safe and have fun!
This post may offend some of you…IDC because you probably are the ones that need to hear this the most!
TTP out!
thank you for this
Just out of curiosity, did you stick your head out of the washroom and ask for towels or body wash?
I’d probably leave if the answer is no… because what are they washing with then? But I’ve never had this issue with any of the reputable ladies I’ve seen.
Actually once there was none in plain view in the washroom but the lady then brought a fresh towel straight from the dryer which was nice and warm!
What a shocker! Businesses don't like be reviewed and held accountable
I'm not saying all terb members are gentlemen because this business does attract all kinds of clientele and providers.
However do providers prefer clients not familiar with review boards because they're not well informed and easier to milk? Possible ?
And a lot of these providers who complain about review boards are usually active on these boards and even advertise there. Which I find pretty disenguinous.
Even making fake accounts pretending to be "white knight" clients when in fact they're just disgruntled providers who want to provide less services and increase rates.
So yeah I'm not surprised that some providers might not prefer "review board guys" lol.
Something that is often missed is the nose.
Check your nose please.
Doing DFK when there is yuckiness going on inside and just outside of your nose is a terrible experience.
Also, something I've noticed lately is clients refuse the shower because they say they showered before they left, then they ask to use the toilet to pee... and come out afterwards not having washed.
If I have to pee after I've showered while waiting for my client, I wash myself again.
I luv my clients, they just need a little guidance sometimes.
XO
Check your nose please.
Doing DFK when there is yuckiness going on inside and just outside of your nose is a terrible experience.
Also, something I've noticed lately is clients refuse the shower because they say they showered before they left, then they ask to use the toilet to pee... and come out afterwards not having washed.
If I have to pee after I've showered while waiting for my client, I wash myself again.
I luv my clients, they just need a little guidance sometimes.
XO
Thanks manWhat a shocker! Businesses don't like be reviewed and held accountable
I'm not saying all terb members are gentlemen because this business does attract all kinds of clientele and providers.
However do providers prefer clients not familiar with review boards because they're not well informed and easier to milk? Possible ?
And a lot of these providers who complain about review boards are usually active on these boards and even advertise there. Which I find pretty disenguinous.
Even making fake accounts pretending to be "white knight" clients when in fact they're just disgruntled providers who want to provide less services and increase rates.
So yeah I'm not surprised that some providers might not prefer "review board guys" lol.
ur right on the moneyUgh. I can’t believe the basic lack of personal hygiene I hear about here. For fucks sake, grow up.
Of course I did. I was surprised that they weren't prepared or expected me to shower before the session. This has never happened with MAs, just SPs. Showering beforehand not only gets you clean, it also helps to calm the nerves and clear the mind.
At my home incall I have a fresh towel hanging over my shower curtain rod and two different men's body wash... scented and hypoallergenic non-scented.
I also have mouthwash and disposable mini cups.
If us ladies want you to be fresh and clean, we need to provide the tools.
What us ladies should NOT be required to do though is wash your bits n baubles for you.
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SO important when partaking in "digits"
I suggest the approach when visiting an SP is to primp and preen. The same effort you would make if you had a civilian date with a lady you wanted to impress. In summary;
shower with soap, including backside and behind your ears
wash hair with shampoo (directions are on the bottle; lather, rinse, repeat)
shave (a couple hours in advance)
trim nose and ear hairs
manscape
clean and trim finger and toe nails (file if left with sharp edges)
brush teeth (a couple hours in advance) and and rinse with mouthwash closer to appointment
comb hair
wear fresh, clean cloths
Show up looking like a million bucks. And if the lady asks you to shower again, accept the offer without complaint. There is never an exception to presenting yourself as the best you can be. Even bait & switch and scams and you end up bolting. It won't have been a waste of effort because the above steps are good cleanliness and healthy hygiene practices.
Even wild animals primp and preen to attract mates
