Actually a wash is a good deal more hygienic than a dry wipe.Yeah, I was once in Malacca Malaysia and used a washroom at the restaurant where we were eating. It was a shed out back. Not only no toilet paper - no toilet! There was a barrel of water with a hand scoop, and a hole in one corner with the floor sloped to it. I had eaten a lot of spicy food too, but fortunately it wasn't as explosive as it could have been...