Nightmare #2

[wooly110]

NIGHTMARE #2

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.

He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!,"pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

 

[AJstar]

O.K. thats just sick!

 

[peter]

sorry i don't get this one. so whose the person he fucked and why he/she asked the husband to not wake up his "mother"?

 

[mmm61318]

sorry i don't get this one. so whose the person he fucked and why he/she asked the husband to not wake up his "mother"?

YOU must be kidding, read it again and you will see just how close the guy and his mother really are

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

ewwwwwwwwww

and ewwwwwwwww its all i can say
do i hear a new jerry springer show in the works

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Speaking from personal experience, I ... um ...

*screams in horror*

 

[wooly110]

Re: ewwwwwwwwww

and ewwwwwwwww its all i can say
do i hear a new jerry springer show in the works

Unfortunately I have a real life Jerry Springer episode in our family. I never thought it would happen but, it did.

I always like to see their faces when someone asks them "so how did you guys get together?"

 

[peter]

so he fucked his own mother, is that the story about?

 

[gypsy121]

Wow!

Wooly this happened to you too?!!

 

[anotherhappy]

Ick

Wouldn't you be able to taste the difference?

 

[airpro]

awwwww

very funny. way to vivid a picture. dont do it again lol

 

[PayITForward]

I wish I hadn't read that.

I saw no reason for me to be the only person in the room who feels the urge to gag, so I shared the post with my friends... We're all very disgusted. That was just wrong, man.

 

[drlove]

Ick

Wouldn't you be able to taste the difference?

**shudders**

 

[wooly110]

Ick

Wouldn't you be able to taste the difference?

Not if you had a cold.

 

[hamermill]

Ick

Wouldn't you be able to taste the difference?

You should if you travel south often enough. Wouldn't you also notice the how different it looks and feels - your woman's versus your mother's.

eeeew just the same. Sort of makes you want to forever turn the lights on first. Let's just call this a lesson learned.

 

[wooly110]

Re: Travelling south?

(actually, the post's an old joke...
(He's had y'all goin', huh?)

Ummm....wait a minute here. You mean to tell me some people thought this was an actual story I was telling, and not a joke????

 

[sweetnlovinlady]

omfg

you people are to funny! i thought it was funny as hell good one
wolly just like a saying i have. all the good men are either gay married or doin their mommy's!
lol yo fuckin funny lol

 

[sweetnlovinlady]

omfg

you people are to funny! i thought it was funny as hell good one
wolly just like a saying i have. all the good men are either gay married or doin their mommy's!
lol yo fuckin funny lol