Nice

[toughb]

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

Sheik and me

And there you are,

sitting on your ass,

at your computer, posting jokes.

Nice. Real nice

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You need to revise your figures for the Canadian version.

 

[toughb]

U.S. joke

You need to revise your figures for the Canadian version.

U.S.version should contain U.S. stats.

 

[civic82]

Huh

....Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.......

So where are the other 5 million......

 

[tboy]

You need to revise your figures for the Canadian version.

yeah, there's only like 32 million in Canada....which is the equivolent of NYC and the 5 boroughs lol.

 

[red]

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

Sheik and me

And there you are,

sitting on your ass,

at your computer, posting jokes.

Nice. Real nice

are you saying those in the armed forces fighting overseas aren't working?

 

[Jade4u]

So where are the other 5 million......

Sp's and they do not know where we work.

 

[stang]

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

Sheik and me

And there you are,

sitting on your ass,

at your computer, posting jokes.

Nice. Real nice

I hope your not the guy doing the work involving numbers.
Actually you have 5,000,002 left to do the work.

 

[Berlin]

Nice.

 

[toughb]

Cute but worrysome...

I hope your not the guy doing the work involving numbers.
Actually you have 5,000,002 left to do the work.

**************

US joke taken from US site. Huuuum.

Maybe the guy who wrote the joke did the body count in Vietnam or estimated the length of time it would take to get out of Iraq.