Newbie questions
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My only word of advice is to only take part in services you feel comfortable with. If you feel more comfortable with a CBJ as opposed to a BBBJ, so be it. Nothing is worse than stressing after the fact. Cheers.
2times said:
Do you want to have fun with her or are you looking to start a fight? She most likely would either leave-I would, if I was a her-or just get you over with and leave as soon as poss.
Don't even joke about STD. Its not funny, only the bitches that don't put out might laugh but then who wants to hang out with them?
2times said:
To my knowledge, luv4lust does not have herpes.
You have to expect a little hazing in your initial posts. Later on, you'll have the opportunity to do the same.
Welcome 2times! You will find that we are far more diverse in most every way than you might initially think.
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2times said:
It really depends what you say and how you say it. Just like here on TERB they have their own language.
What you do is you hold out their donation. When they reach for it you pull your arm back and say, "Hey Beatch, your pussy clean?" Then you grab your crotch and give three upward pulling motions.
This will indicate to the SP that you are a man of the world who knows the ropes and they will immediately tell you about every STD they are carrying.
Hope this helps!
There was a very cautious man,
Who never romped or played.
He never smoked, he never drank,
Nor even kissed a maid.
But when one day, he up and died,
Insurance was denied.
They said that since he'd never lived,
They claimed he'd never died.
Life's a risk, son. No one gets out of it alive. You can increase your odds by doing it with the lights on, and not playing in traffic.
If it's red and bumpy,
Don't do humpy.
Who never romped or played.
He never smoked, he never drank,
Nor even kissed a maid.
But when one day, he up and died,
Insurance was denied.
They said that since he'd never lived,
They claimed he'd never died.
Life's a risk, son. No one gets out of it alive. You can increase your odds by doing it with the lights on, and not playing in traffic.
If it's red and bumpy,
Don't do humpy.
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