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[pure]

Hi, I'm pretty new to this. So here it goes.

1. If I want to get a massage at a certain parlor, should I just drop in. or should I book an appointment? if you can drop in and get a massage. How do you pick an attendant? do the line up for you like in those early 90's "B" rated movies? or do they just put you in a room with them?

2. Massage rooms are they like a doctors room with an uncomfortable flat examining table for you to lie on with a wax paper underneath? jk. or is there a chair you sit in? I was reading that "Virginia's had hot tubs. if so does this mean I could get a therapeutic bath by an attendant?

3. Do we have to sign something as paying customers so they can identify us for payment? Because I really don't want people to know that I go there. Thats if I go there.

4. How do we know if the girls are clean of any diseases. This goes for escorts too.

5. Ok do these escorts or massage attendants expect you to be
looking a certain way. I know that we are the paying customer and they shouldn't care about how we look, but have you guys ever heard about being turned away from the way you look. Now i'm not ugly, but I was just wondering. What is the age ratio like for customers going to these places? I'm 23.


I know I have more questions. I'll add more later if I think of any. But I think this just won't help me out. It would help any other person who is curious and wants to try this stuff out.

Thanks!

--Pure

 

[King]

Questions

Hey Pure. There are a couple of links on this site that will answer any and all questions you might have about this hobby. Posters might be a little leary of answering some questions just out of a safety issue for the girls. Surely you understand that though!

King

 

[pure]

Yeah I can totally understand that on the safety issue. I'll check out all the links i can find to find out some information.

If anyone does want help answer a ? i had you can pm me or email me..

thanks in advance.

-pure

 

[keepritel]

hobby to recommand

There are some answers I can tell re massage adventure in London.

1. Unlike escort service, you don't need to book appointment in advance for any massage parlours. Usually there will be a receptionist ( may or may not be the SP) to introduce girls available in that place for you and is up to you to pick one or two. There are usually at least two attendant available for you to choose.

2. There is a massage table in the room. Ambience, BL1, Virginia , Adrienne and Gloria have hot tubs. Some of them have showers too. Sorry if you are looking for therapeutic massage you are in the wrong place. Those place are just to fulfil you sexual fantasies in a safe and unharmful way.

3. The only thing attendant will ask is your name ( you can use your own and any name you can think of ) and the time you are going to buy. Absolutely no other question unless you hit a police undercover !!!!!

4. If you check out any medical books, I don't think you can get any STD through a HJ which is usually the service provided in the MP. Most places are nice and clean, you may request your attendant to wash her hand before the massage !!

5. Attendants in those place have seen all kinds of man with different look, size, color and character. They may bother whether you can give them a good tips but not how you look. Of course, they are human too, most of them will give better service towards guy who are nice to them.


I hope above may ease some of your doubt to enjoy your visit to those MP.
However whether you can encounter a nice attendant is up to your luck. For me, I've only been to those places for 16 times and most of my experiences are good. Of course, you may hit some loudsy ones sometimes. My advice is keep track of this forum and try to avoid those blacklisted ones.

Good Luck

China guy

 

[Summoner]

East Side

The action available at Gloria's cannot be beat. Every SINGLE time I've been in there, the women there are more than willing to provide bj, fs...they'd actually prefer that then the back massage.
I've forsaken the circuit, they only MPs worth going to are on Clarke Rd, Gloria's and Virginia's. The last one I saw at Gloria's was Monica. FS and BJ readily available. Long brown hair, sultry eyes, eager to try anything I asked. Highly recommended.
At Virginia's the last I saw was Jennifer. AMAZING. It takes alot to shock me, but what she did in that room had my jaw on the floor.
Absolutely fantastic body, thin and very toned, gorgeous hair, her massage technique was superb...normally I frown upon GFE since I like to keep personal life separate from the hobby, but the multiorgasmic experience I had with her still had me heavily breathing for the rest of the day. See this woman!
Have a nice day,
~Summoner

 

[bigbadwlf]

Hey all.

&&/ %

Lately I've been considering an escort. Any advice?

-bigbadwlf

 

[King]

Hey bigbadwolf.

Too public a forum for that. You don't want her to get into any trouble now do you!?!

A simple, I saw so and so, she was great, pm for details would suffice. That having been said, also be careful who you give details to. Make sure you know who they are either by personal communication, or by reputation. We really have to be careful. The LE monitors this board and we have to be aware of that. It's great to review people and this board is a great resource. Again though, we can't put the girls at risk.

Welcome to the board. I'm sure you'll find it very halpful and we'll welcome any input you have.

King

 

[Heather]

Yes Wlf, some places can a girl, if she's been giving you a little more than a pound of candy at the candy store. Sure you might be tempted to share it with all your friends, but the next time you go back, she might not be there.

 

[Mark Service]

Yes Wlf, some places can a girl, if she's been giving you a little more than a pound of candy at the candy store. Sure you might be tempted to share it with all your friends, but the next time you go back, she might not be there.

True Heather. It's not just LE, many many more people read the board than those who post. What has happened with posts like this in the past is the Spa gets inundated with calls all asking for the same girl !

 

[bigbadwlf]

oops

Ah shit, sorry.

Now I feel stupid.

 

[Heather]

Well, it's not like it hasn't happened before with other posters. You still can go back and modify your old post. That's what the EDIT button is there for.

 

[King]

Hey Wolf. No need to feel stupid. Most of us made the same mistake. I did when I firtst joined this crew. They weren't as nice to me as we have been with you though!!

King

 

[pure]

bigbadwlf,

One good thing about that is that I learned from your mistake.
No mistakes for me. phewf.

-pure,
welcome to the crew bigbadwlf

 

[bigbadwlf]

Thanks for not raking me over the coals, everyone.

and pure: glad I could be of service!

 

[King]

Oh, don't thank us yet. Summoner hasn't added his input yet. He's the one you need to be worried about. He's the cruel and nasty one.

Please Summoner, go easy on him. We don't need another.....well, you know!!!

King

 

[Summoner]

Descriptive reviews

Au contraire, I am all for hearing steamy, juicy details. The hotter the better. Speaking of better, it would be EVEN better if he posted an eloquent review, and the woman's boyfriend read the review. Think of the witty retorts and threats of physical violence that would ensue between the hobbyist and the whore's significant other. Wulf, I encourage you to speak out and describe everything, even down to the stubble and zits on the girl's ass.
Aaah, the fond memories.
Its exactly what this board needs.
Have a nice day,
~Summoner