New Toronto Slogan.

[Berlin]

Toronto - girls girls girls

I say Yeah .

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Home of the Original Series: Honey I Shrank The City

 

[Tiger Williams]

Toronto - We've got the Bloods.......AND the Crips!

 

[pineappleguy]

Toronto - Hey, at least you're not in Buffalo.

 

[scouser1]

Toronto-home of the world's worst sports fans

 

[Tiger Williams]

Toronto - Home of GOD'S Hockey Team!

 

[Sardonicus]

Toronto - Come see the world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol!

...and the nation's only mechanical diaphram.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Toronto - Home of GOD'S Hockey Team!

Toronto - Now we think we're Ottawa!

 

[Meesh]

Toronto - At Least We Don't Name Our Hockey Team After A Bunch Of Old Politicians.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Toronto - We DO name our hockey team after something that dries up and falls to the ground every autumn

 

[Tiger Williams]

For Goober....lol

Toronto - Our hockey team doesn't have a condom logo on the front!

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Toronto - We apologize for Jim Carrey
Toronto - You don't need fake tits to make it here.
Toronto - The city that kicks ass and smells like it too.
Toronto - Have a Mirvishing good time
Toronto - Where Don Cherry's wardrobe is made
Toronto - SARS Free since 2003
Toronto - Come And Find Out Why The Rest Of Canada Hates Us!
Toronto - The Hit Film Booty Call Was Filmed Right Here!
Toronto - Ontario's Smog Basket
Toronto - 1 Silver And 1 Bronze In Olympic Bids
Toronto - You Know What They Say About The Size Of A City's Tower!
Toronto - Our Zoo Has A Monkey Who Is Constantly Groping His Genitals!"
Toronto - Come Watch The Toronto Maple Leafs... Play Golf"
Toronto - The Gateway To Sarnia"
Toronto - Where littering, freeloading, sex with strangers, trashing property, and tripping out naked in the mud never sounded more romantic ... no wait that's Woodstock

 

[MojoRisin']

Toronto - Now we think we're Ottawa!

LMAO...its true the funny (but delirious) Goober is back!

 

[baci2004]

Toronto' Where the men are men and so are some of the ladies!

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Toronto - our hotdog stands outnumber our restaurants

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Toronto - Apparently it's really hard to find a Fry or Poutine stand here...

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Toronto - Very Expensive Pencils here.

 

[Daddio]

Toronto - We're not the Capital but we oughta be.