New Spa on Simcoe South?

Daveisauser

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It did peak my curiosity..until this post
Hard pass now..good luck gentlemen ..be safe
Well all those exist all over oshawa. I mean with all the methadone clinics in the city everyone is only a min or 2 away from 1 lol

The guy forgot to say the automotive museum is right there too. And you can get drugs from the Jamaican patty place or the convince store lol. Very happening part of town. Lol. I live around the corner...( not at the sex offender house) lmao
 

Daveisauser

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She messaged me at noon to say she was working by the time I was off work 2hrs later...nothing. no answer.
 

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Well all those exist all over oshawa. I mean with all the methadone clinics in the city everyone is only a min or 2 away from 1 lol

The guy forgot to say the automotive museum is right there too. And you can get drugs from the Jamaican patty place or the convince store lol. Very happening part of town. Lol. I live around the corner...( not at the sex offender house) lmao
Not to mention that there is a high class cigar shop within a couple of doors away.
 
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It did peak my curiosity..until this post
Hard pass now..good luck gentlemen ..be safe
My 2 cents - save yourself the hassle, and spend your hard earned $'s elsewhere.

It's right across from Memorial Park, which is basically ground zero for homelessness, mental illness, substance abuse, petty theft, etc. in Oshawa.

The people down there live by the motto "when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose"

It's hard to imagine anyone opening a business there. Let alone a business where the patrons are going to be carrying cash to pay for services.

From the perspective of LE & City Council, that part of town is basically treated as "containment". That is to say, contain as much of that sh*t to that area. It's basically a free-for-all down there, as long ypu don't kill someone, LE don't care.
 

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Hi! I went.. I'll let you know how it went as efficiently but detailed as possible.

Flat $100 fee for 30 mins, no tip. Yes it's in a bad area of town. I would not park my nice vehicle on the street but they have parking behind which is pretty spacious and semi-hidden by a fence. You ring the bell and they let you in. It's a nice new looking set up and it's spacious and has nice mood lighting. They have the wider padded flat massage tables (great for big guys) and spacious washroom to shower and freshen up. The woman was friendly, to the point and took the lead. The place seemed totally empty and that she was alone. There might have been someone else tucked away but I couldn't hear anything. Overall it was a positive experience. She had solid technique with licking me all over and all the other stuff. There was no massage attempt of any kind and I would say that it did feel a bit rushed. Kind of like those dog shows where they run around the ring through the tube, up the ramp going from one thing to the next. I'm sure some of the more experienced hobby guys would have taken charge and slowed things down. I'm still a bit of a noob. There was also a very yappy little dog barking at the door the whole time which was a bit distracting.

I don't know if it was the same woman as the other poster saw. She was 5,2 maybe, black shoulder length hair, Asian with decent English. She was cute, not gorgeous maybe late 20's maybe, hard to tell. I was definitely pleasantly surprised when she opened the door. Body was tight, boobs were fake but not too huge. Compared to a lot of the middle aged women I've seen in the last 6 months for massages she was a pleasant surprise.

For $100 though I was fine with it all. Would I repeat? Yes and I'd try to be more in control and slow things down.


On a side note I'd like to pioneer something called "The DILL Score". Does It Look Legit? If you walk out of a spa and bumped into someone from work can you bluff your way out of telling them you got a pedicure or real massage.
Dill Score: 0/10 for this place. That being said it wouldn't be an issue for most people as it's in a dumpy area of Oshawa. There is no nail stations or pedicure chairs and the tables are too wide for a normal massage. No one will believe that this place is legit if they go inside. That being said it's lovely inside compared to a lot of the places I've been too lately. As a comparison "The Spa on Dundas" would score a 9/10. The SoD has pedicure chairs, a nail station and some machines for some aesthetician stuff. The walls are brightly coloured and it looks like a legit place doing "spa" stuff. Most places are just halls/walls and doors. If a co-worker poked her head in the door at SoD they would think "oh yeah I could see it".
 

walleyejack

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Hi! I went.. I'll let you know how it went as efficiently but detailed as possible.

Flat $100 fee for 30 mins, no tip. Yes it's in a bad area of town. I would not park my nice vehicle on the street but they have parking behind which is pretty spacious and semi-hidden by a fence. You ring the bell and they let you in. It's a nice new looking set up and it's spacious and has nice mood lighting. They have the wider padded flat massage tables (great for big guys) and spacious washroom to shower and freshen up. The woman was friendly, to the point and took the lead. The place seemed totally empty and that she was alone. There might have been someone else tucked away but I couldn't hear anything. Overall it was a positive experience. She had solid technique with licking me all over and all the other stuff. There was no massage attempt of any kind and I would say that it did feel a bit rushed. Kind of like those dog shows where they run around the ring through the tube, up the ramp going from one thing to the next. I'm sure some of the more experienced hobby guys would have taken charge and slowed things down. I'm still a bit of a noob. There was also a very yappy little dog barking at the door the whole time which was a bit distracting.

I don't know if it was the same woman as the other poster saw. She was 5,2 maybe, black shoulder length hair, Asian with decent English. She was cute, not gorgeous maybe late 20's maybe, hard to tell. I was definitely pleasantly surprised when she opened the door. Body was tight, boobs were fake but not too huge. Compared to a lot of the middle aged women I've seen in the last 6 months for massages she was a pleasant surprise.

For $100 though I was fine with it all. Would I repeat? Yes and I'd try to be more in control and slow things down.


On a side note I'd like to pioneer something called "The DILL Score". Does It Look Legit? If you walk out of a spa and bumped into someone from work can you bluff your way out of telling them you got a pedicure or real massage.
Dill Score: 0/10 for this place. That being said it wouldn't be an issue for most people as it's in a dumpy area of Oshawa. There is no nail stations or pedicure chairs and the tables are too wide for a normal massage. No one will believe that this place is legit if they go inside. That being said it's lovely inside compared to a lot of the places I've been too lately. As a comparison "The Spa on Dundas" would score a 9/10. The SoD has pedicure chairs, a nail station and some machines for some aesthetician stuff. The walls are brightly coloured and it looks like a legit place doing "spa" stuff. Most places are just halls/walls and doors. If a co-worker poked her head in the door at SoD they would think "oh yeah I could see it".
Nice review..
I guess you didn t get stabbed coming or going..
 

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Saw Mika early this morning. Pulled in the parking lot shortly after 10. Sent a text asking if she was available but after about 5 minutes with no reply I left the parking lot. The area is very sketchy but at that time of day there was no activity in the rear parking lot. After about 15 minutes she texted she was available. I headed back parked and went to the door and rang bell. She answered right away. Mika is a very good looking young woman. She asked me if I wanted to shower and before I could get yes out of my mouth she was naked. Showered together for about 5 minutes then was led to the table. Lots of DFK and I think she licked every inch of my body. She then started the bbbj and it was great. She put the dome on and we went to work. She asked me if I wanted to finish in her mouth and I agreed. I think Mika is a diamond in the rough and I hope she does well but I also wish she had found another place I may go broke seeing her
 

walleyejack

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I ventured over the Shwa today,, stopped in to see Mika.. very nice and clean spa, very pretty and nice lady.
It is everything everyone has said, so no need to repeat, spacious shower, spacious room, clean and tidy
and fresh.. much like Mika,, clean, tidy and fresh.. amazing service.
I give my approval for Angle Love.
 

shakenbake

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I ventured over the Shwa today,, stopped in to see Mika.. very nice and clean spa, very pretty and nice lady.
It is everything everyone has said, so no need to repeat, spacious shower, spacious room, clean and tidy
and fresh.. much like Mika,, clean, tidy and fresh.. amazing service.
I give my approval for Angle Love.
Walleye, you are a very tough critic. If it is good enough for you, it is great. That is a compliment btw.
 
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