New place in Gatineau for a new kind of massage

Rocky Racoon

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I went yesterday for a shower massage and I don't think it's worth it. The idea is interesting but I don't think they exploit it at its best.

The shower room isn't very inviting. Getting the right water temperature was a pain. The mattress is just a piece of foam covered by some black vinyl but there is a huge gap in the middle of it, which means it's always soaking wet. They tried to glue both parts together but it didn't stick. In fact, at the end, I had to remove two or three small pieces of dried glue from my back. And when you're on the mattress, compressing it in the middle, the water accumulates around you so you're always lying in a puddle. If you can imagine lying on a giant wet marshmallow, that would probably be close to the feeling I got. And since the thing obviously never has time to dry completely, it's already starting to stink even if it's only been in use recently. And since the base of the bed is only made of unpainted wood, I have a feeling it's not gonna last long in such a damp environment.

And quite frankly, the shower thing isn't nearly as pleasant as it seems. In fact, I thought it was just distracting me from the massage itself.

As soon as I got there, I was taken care of by the tall, brown haired Natalia (hope I got her name right). She's friendly and relatively good looking but not really my type. I know some of you will love her though. As for her services, I don't wanna be deleted, so I'll keep the details for myself for now. Let's just say it was OK. Not bad, but not good either. Certainly not on the level that a certain ohpinion8ted member has described before.

Luckily, they also offer regular, i.e. non-shower massages.

Repeat? Probably not. Or at least if I do, definitely not for the shower massage.
 
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OnTheWayOut

Jade

I'm pretty sure the blond Ohpinion8ted saw was Jade. I saw her and she fits the description. What struck me was how enjoyable she was to talk to on the phone. When I got there she was just as enjoyable in person and it continued all during the massage. There was another girl there, I hate to say it but she was kinda homely looking. Very tall brunette with a big rack. She prolly didn't figure I looked like Brad Pitt either.

Description of the rain massage by others is pretty accurate. I may have enjoyed it more as it reminded me (only a lil bit) of my awesome table shower experience a few months back in the states. Also Jade's personality made it very pleasant even though her rub wasn't top notch. She did use oil for the massage and then had soap to wash it off afterwards. So they are trying somewhat to improve.

The place has possibilities but who knows if they will keep trying to improve or if this is all they want to do. Certainly the facilities are well below my table massage and the table is a as described earlier, falling apart at the seam(s).

I had a bit of a chat telling the 2 of them what it was like in the states. Jade seemed very intrigued by what I told them but I have no idea if she has much input running the joint. I described the table with sponge rubber mattress and shower head on a long hose and got the idea if it was up to her that was what they'd consider .... but it most likely isn't up to her and even if it was she could be blowing smoke up my ass. After spending 45 min with her I was just about game for anything :eek:
 

Porto Lover

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Hey Slurp

Im glad that you finaly made it...

Usualy your tread are full of information but this one only talking about the pipe of the shower. Look like you where hypnotise by the head of the shower...

Common, your the MP specialist. Give us something wild...

See ya...
 
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Porto Lover said:
Hey Slurp

Im glad that you finaly made it...

Usualy your tread are full of information but this one only talking about the pipe of the shower. Look like you where hypnotise by the head of the shower...

Common, your the MP specialist. Give us something wild...

See ya...
Gee Porto, I forgot your french and reading between the lines might not be so easy. *lol*

I liked her very much ..... she's no spinner, has a lil extra but wears it well and overall is a very presentable package. Rub was nothing great, finish was above average. Ya know that if anything wild did happen we probably can't discuss due to board rules ..... :cool:
 

Porto Lover

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slurp said:
Gee Porto, I forgot your french and reading between the lines might not be so easy. *lol*

I liked her very much ..... she's no spinner, has a lil extra but wears it well and overall is a very presentable package. Rub was nothing great, finish was above average. Ya know that if anything wild did happen we probably can't discuss due to board rules ..... :cool:
Always great to talk to a person like you Slurp.

Always the good word at the good place.

Thank's for the PM. And like discussted, i will let you know.

See ya...
 
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