New Oriental MP
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Okay, here they are...(the secret words)
Lei Tone Ngor Da fei gae ?
This ought to get across and leave no chances for any communication issues.
Remember, if you don't first succeed - try again.
Taken from the web "insult pages" once identified by Calloway...terblurker1 said:
Lei Tone Ngor Da fei gae ?
This ought to get across and leave no chances for any communication issues.
Remember, if you don't first succeed - try again.
thems fightn words....hahahahahhahahahaha
class act....now thats something im gonna live up too....C, will you teach me the ways of the "MP"...
class act....now thats something im gonna live up too....C, will you teach me the ways of the "MP"...
Thanks for the kind comments Ulysses... but more importantly your great signature pic. If I could just find one like that with CEO kissing my ass... my day would be made.
I knew it!
I'd suspected all along that you guys were felching one another when you weren't off seeing the ladies. AND THERE IS A LOT WRONG WITH THATcalloway said:Thanks for the kind comments Ulysses... but more importantly your great signature pic. If I could just find one like that with CEO kissing my ass... my day would be made.
Rogie... I've learned more interesting and bizarre words from you. Where and how did you even learn what this word meant? First hand experience?
Urban Dictionary... various definitions. Of the three given options... #3 would probably be acceptable.
1. Felching
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
2. Felching
To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orafice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.
3. Felching
To insert your wrinkled tally wacker into a woman's orafice, preferably not in the nostril, and unloading your succulent love juice only then to remove the creamy delight from the orafice and spreading the salty sensation between two bagels.
Urban Dictionary... various definitions. Of the three given options... #3 would probably be acceptable.
1. Felching
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
2. Felching
To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orafice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.
3. Felching
To insert your wrinkled tally wacker into a woman's orafice, preferably not in the nostril, and unloading your succulent love juice only then to remove the creamy delight from the orafice and spreading the salty sensation between two bagels.
Calloway
There is such thing as too much info (and believe me this was clearly such a case)
next time someone offers me a drink with a straw in it, I am going to remember you and your definitions.....
Calloway, ol' buddy stick to your reviews and please i beg you stop Haunting us with that kind of information.......
sticking a straw in one's ass and sucking the ......... AARRGGHHHHHHH BE GONE MENTAL PICTURE
There is such thing as too much info (and believe me this was clearly such a case)
next time someone offers me a drink with a straw in it, I am going to remember you and your definitions.....
Calloway, ol' buddy stick to your reviews and please i beg you stop Haunting us with that kind of information.......
sticking a straw in one's ass and sucking the .........
AARRGGHHHHHHH BE GONE MENTAL PICTURE What can i say? I've always had a big one...
Not first hand experience (although I'd be interested in trying it as part of a MFF 3 some). I've seen it in porn. Jasmine Lynn for instance has done it & has a look that i'm totally into (reminds me of a favourite dancer & erstwhile Terbite):
http://www.searchextreme.com/moviedetails/2_On_1_14/86774306841/
http://www.searchextreme.com/actordetails/Jasmine_Lynn/99349306841/
It's also an insult that I've heard bandied about going back to my University days - but back then it was combined with the bestiality theme to provide a truly nasty insult: "Sheep felcher."
Back to your regular programming.
VOCABULARY THAT IS!calloway said:
Not first hand experience (although I'd be interested in trying it as part of a MFF 3 some). I've seen it in porn. Jasmine Lynn for instance has done it & has a look that i'm totally into (reminds me of a favourite dancer & erstwhile Terbite
):http://www.searchextreme.com/moviedetails/2_On_1_14/86774306841/
http://www.searchextreme.com/actordetails/Jasmine_Lynn/99349306841/
It's also an insult that I've heard bandied about going back to my University days - but back then it was combined with the bestiality theme to provide a truly nasty insult: "Sheep felcher."
Back to your regular programming.
just visited Wendy this evening and i must say that this was one of the best massages i have had in a while, nice smile and very friendly bordering on shy maybe because of language difficulties. session was a little more than 30 mins and fee was 60$, also added a tip to that which was gracefully accepted, excellent therapeutic massage, happy ending, happy customer!
I agree with Indiana in this.....all we need is having Calloway expanding his vocabulary at our expenses and i promise i will not read his reviews one hour before or after i eat
(damn straws and bagels.......)
(damn straws and bagels.......)
Recently made a return visit to see Wendy and had a very enjoyable follow up session. This time around the massage was even better... one of the best I've experienced in this area since Yolanda's place. Wendy's hired a new lady to take some of the pressure off and she looked more rested than the last time I saw her. Wendy is aware of Terb and was asking me a lot of computer questions. Still the best value in this area for a massage and a smile.
