New L.A. Trend: Asshole Bleaching

[DenWa]

An Open Apology to Goober's Mom

Well, Mao Tse Tongue has shown me the error of my ways. I've learned that it's wrong to talk about Goober's mom, and her hairy balls. I know now that I should never have said that I've had my way with her, and that it's disrespectful the way I discuss having to sanitize my a-hole after her rim job. I've realized this is wrong, and I am truly and deeply sorry. I hope she can find it in her heart to forgive me, and I expect to hear her opinion on the matter...

 

[DenWa]

As soon as I take my dick out of her mouth.

 

[CyberGoth]

<pierced tongue firmly planted in cheek>

speaking of bleached assholes, whatever happened to micheal jackson? last I saw he was dangling babies out windows in front of journalists.

 

[jwmorrice]

Re: <pierced tongue firmly planted in cheek>

speaking of bleached assholes, whatever happened to micheal jackson? last I saw he was dangling babies out windows in front of journalists.

That was no baby! That was a future nose donor!!

 

[algonquinguide]

As for bleaching one's ass.. why wouldn't someone just try some Colgate Simply White teeth whitening gel.. (hopefully Colgate isn't offended that I used their name, and try to take my ass to court). I'm sure it's better than the burn of Bleach!
Then again who would want to brush that on their ass then leave it in the medicine cabinet!

 

[wabbit]

So many questions

Trying to understand this thread raises soooo many questions.
Here are just a few:

Perchance, did this practice get started in the Mecca of Porn, the San Fernado valley?

Exactly who performs the bleaching? Salons...tatoo parlors...your SO...?

After one's asshole has been bleached, do they provide something you can use to advertise the fact, perhaps a certificate, a bumper sticker, a seal like the one on toilet seats: Sanitized for Your Protection?

Enquiring minds need to know.