Never Argue With Children

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thirdcup

Well-known member

Aug 27, 2014

#1

I want this kid to be my lawyer.

'Nuff said.

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Aardvark154

New member

Aug 27, 2014

#2

Perhaps the teacher should have gone with the inexactitude of Hebrew - Greek - English translation.

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